OOC INTRO

[probe]

WHY ARE YOU AT THE CLOWN STORE

Feel free to use this post to introduce yourself, tell us about you and the character you're playing, drop contact info, do whatever you want I'm not the boss of you. Or - well, I am, but this post is a lawless land and if I tell you not to post clowns you're gonna post clowns.

We'll be using the server for general game and mod announcements, not to mention trials, but you're still free to link your Plurks for friending, private-convo calls, etc.

We'll be starting the game Friday, Feburary 5th, probably at 3pm PST/6pm EST. Hold onto your butts.

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[toesies]

hello, friends!! most of you know me already, but for those who don't: my name is kyuu and today i am bringing a milf to the milfy way, aka sheila hammond from santa clarita diet. she is a loving mother and wife... who also happens to be an unrepentant gremlin. it's fine? it's fine. please excuse her as she proceeds to probably adopt half of the young adults.

as always, please feel free to add me on plurk at beheads. you can also hmu on discord at any time to hash shit out. i look forward to playing with y'all!

[fisherwoman]

tosses a short intro into the sky because i'm still at work

hi this is eli and i apped endorsi jahad from tower of god!! she's awful and i'm already sorry but i am also very excited. grabs everybody's hands. feel free to add me at incendiary or hit me up on discord anytime!!

[enfangs]

Hello, this is January, and I'm bringing in White from Lessa! He's a punk loser with two modes, feral dog or lost puppy, who just wants to have a good time or at least, like, a non-shitty one. Basically he's an asshole with baby energy and fine clown energy too i suppose, but he's nice... sometimes... and more to the point he really just has zero impulse control and only slightly more (?) braincells

EXCITED TO PLAY WITH EVERYONE you can catch me over at farant#4098 or at my mg plurk lampyris!

[sengokus]

i'm speedrunning because i have another meeting but i wanted to say hi!!! this is Dana, unfortunately and these are all you need to know about Mineo Enomoto from Collar x Malice



i want this man obliterated. the main goal of this game is that if i have to be embarrassed writing my tags then i'm gonna take everyone down with me!!! as always feel free to add my murderplurk at decals or disco me for anything! i talk a lot and i talk to everyone so i look forward to yet another horrific, hilarious time with everyone! i'm not gonna get the most fuckbucks! hell yea! let's go, sluts!

[sengokus]

kyuu bringing a mom to the fuck game.... your power levels are truly something else.... i'm in awe.....

[sengokus]

i love eli and this girl who's never done anything wrong in her life not even once

[sengokus]

JAN JAN JAN JAN JAAAAAAN I'M RUNNING FOR JAAAAAAN HERE WE GO JAN WE'RE DOING THE JOCKSQUAD

[aubins]

hi this is becks and i'm playing a twink. good luck. you can add me at my shiny new, kinda ignored murdergame plurk ascians and marvel at the fact in the year of our lord 2021 that username wasn't already taken. amazing.

the twink is yuri leclerc from fire emblem: no one communicates btw

i'm excited to play with y'all again/for the first time, and i'm ready for our usual single braincell shenanigans.

[gamerbrain]

Hi I'm Cola! I'm playing Aoi Mukou from YOU and ME and HER: A Love Story, often shortened to Totono. She um... Well, she's the heroine in a visual novel! Which she is sure to let your characters know. Please feel free to pursue her route. It's why she exists, after all!

Anyway she has Zero Braincells but she's doing her best. I'm on disc Clione # 7898 or plurk clionidae

[housewolf]

Hello! This is not my first time murdering, but I haven't been back since thots. I'm Mira and I'm playing Omi Fushimi from the niche gacha game A3! Act! Addict! Actors!. He acts. He addicts. He actors. He's the local mom friend, despite being all of 22.

Please feel free to add me at bloodgates, but if you need me asap discord is the #1 way to get me: Mira#5533.

[headmt]

hey gang its cha boy alli and I’m bringing Mollymauk from motherfuckin crit role and I’m still staggering at that roundhouse kick from the ic profiles page reveal

anyway he’s a dual-wielding horny circus man (?) of vague gender and is also your weird friend that is very into tarot there’s a lot going on here i’m sure we’ll have fun discovering it together

this is going to be fine lets party and please add my new !! mg plurk at morevna or hit me up on disco @ Morevna#4108 for anything you desire

[touchups]

wow i hate this already ANYWAY HI IT'S AKI and i'm bringing mahito from jujutsu kaisen unfortunately. he's a literal curse who's just out here vibing and i WILL inflict him on all of you lovingly, with all the cursed energy in my demon body. you can hit me up on disco any time or add my mg plurk bloodletting!! i look forward to the chaos

[sengokus]

i hate you so much i wish i could articulate the sheer pain i feel knowing this flea is in the fuck game yaygoofy is coming to judge your sins

[touchups]

I FUCKING KNOW YAYGOOFY ALREADY CAME FOR ME AND IM LIKE PLEASE ALLOW ME 3 SECONDS OF LIFE

[enfangs]

JOCKSQUAD... REACHES FOR DANA

[sengokus]

this is literally what you deserve my soul is going to wither this entire game

[touchups]

dont think i didnt see you stealing my height, i will avenge myself

[touchups]

at least we will all die together

[liuli]

whats up sluts its sisi!!!! i am playing gu yun from sha po lang this round. gu yun is an army marshall known as the marquis of order, but also the (self proclaimed) northwestern flower of great liang, and also a dad(dy?). yea

if you havent added me on plurk i'm xianle and my disco is protags#8655. lets sin baby

[dotcom]

hello everyone! this is francy and i am bringing takeru sasazuka from collar x malice. takeru is best boy and that's all you need to know about him, goodbye.

you can add me over at izetta!! i am super excited to play with you all again let's have a terrible time gang

[aubins]

you have so much to spare

[disreguarded]

do i have to introduce myself



anyway here's wonderwall. i'm flurry! and this is beauregard lionett. half of you know who she is and the other half are gonna have to get ready to deal with this dumb punch lesbian disaster. catch me at knifedad on plurk, or on discord wherever. <3

[commedia]

Hey! This is Crystal who is unfortunately bringing you suffering in the form of a 200cm tall 110kg jester of indeterminate gender by the name of Ashiya Douman from Fate/Grand Order! People from Snowend may be familiar with this man, but I will tell you that this is a NEW CLOWN EXPERIENCE (TM) since the canon point is completely different! Maybe this time, the harlequin will sincerely be a nice humble Buddhist priest who wants to pose no danger to anyone...



Gee, who knows! Also, the man will be looking for a master so. That will be a thing! Fun. I hate things already. (Also PLEASE holler at me if you do not want the most recent JPN Fate/GO spoilers with Douman's chapter, I will be vague anyways!) You can holler at me for my clown crimes on discord or at vampirize!

[bonetiddies]

hi this is siz and i apped harrow from the locked tomb trilogy. she is a spooky teen from pluto who likes to dress like a skeleton and be mean. she really really really likes bones. please force her to make friends. if you haven't already added me, please feel free to add me on plurk at sizlaria

[nodo]

henlo i'm naru and i'm bringing trafalgar law from one piece. or otherwise known as the series that's hella popular irl but seems like no one in dwrp knows anything about it and i think that's just grand. i will absolutely not explain this image but that's about all you need to know about him if you don't know anything about him. promise. as much as i weep and cry, i'm here to be your only doctor(?) and take part of many things. probably terrible things.....

my plurk is shockwires if you wanna add or you can hmu at disco @ fruitpop#3649.