Audience: Gojou Satoru

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[worthyness]

[GOJOU? he can't help but give him the most incredulous look possible.]

You don't think you have other things to accomplish first? [don't make it sound like a challenge, asshole.] It's never stopped me before.

[mukagen]

[ GOJOU REALLY JUST HERE THINKING IT’D BE FUN TO MAKE MILES A LITTLE SICK AS PUNISHMENT, but reeling back cause he knows nothing would change. The dude is stubborn. ]

I can multitask. [ Gently taps his shin with his foot. ] But I’ll need to be creative since most curses cause physical ailments.

[worthyness]

[THAT'S SO RUDE? deserved, but rude, and miles rolls his eyes like he's forgetting gojou is actually a powerful sorcerer.]

I find myself torn between telling you not a chance and telling you to take that challenge. [be less honest, miles. it all comes from a place of thinking it isn't possible though and curiosity how curses work. bad.]

[mukagen]

[ Like clockwork: ]

Be careful, Miles! I am the strongest sorcerer.

[ Ah, yes. Ego... Go ahead and grill him that his abilities are just destructive in nature, so it means nothing in this situation. It’s fine. ]

[worthyness]

All the more reason you would never use your abilities against me. [a shrug! and a smug little look. ] You like me too much.

[sure.]

[mukagen]

[ Hello??? He can’t argue against that so he’s going to not touch it. ]

A small curse isn’t going to kill you.

[worthyness]

[the prosecution rests. ]

Perhaps not, but I would prefer not to be derailed more than I have to be.

[mukagen]

This is why it’s a deterrent?

[ Get rest, then no cold? No runny nose? No fever and someone has to look after you and cook you porridge? Think of the vulnerability! ]

[worthyness]

[joke's on gojou, miles would never tell anyone he's actually sick.]

No. [just. no.]

[mukagen]

What makes you think I'll listen to you?

[ HOW DID IT DEVOLVE TO THIS ]

[worthyness]

What makes you think you can reach me?

[idiots.]

[mukagen]

What does that have anything to do with your approval?

[ HE WILL DO WHAT HE WANTS ]

[worthyness]

It seems pointless to waste your energy on something impossible, obviously.

[hate this man, stop doing what you want and just listen to miles.]

[mukagen]

You'd have to tell me that the possibility is zero, Miles.

[ remember when this line was used for something better and now it's used for CURSING MILES EDGEWORTH FROM ANOTHER WORLD ]

[worthyness]

Fine, the possibility is zero.

[he can say it! doesn't mean it's true but gojou didn't say it had to be so there.]

[mukagen]

I'm still going to do it.

[ and things are still the same... ]

[worthyness]

[he rolls his eyes.]

We'll see about that.

[he refuses to believe.]

[mukagen]

It's my promise to you and if I don't, then it's your win.

[ One of them has to believe and it's Gojou. He's going to curse this personality-twink before he dies. Don't mind if he leans forward to poke Miles on the forehead. ]

[worthyness]

Then I'll claim--[he cuts himself off with a startled noise as gojou pokes him in the forehead. wow? rude? his eyebrows furrow together and he leans back.]

Unnecessary! [he does not think to finish his earlier sentence.]

[mukagen]

You know, I kind of like it when you raise your voice!

[ Just one poke. No more pokes. ]

It’s different.

[worthyness]

Is that the only reason? [thank you for no poke.]

[mukagen]

I did think you needed to relieve stress in some way.

[ As undignified as it is, yelling is fun. ]

You should say my name again!

[worthyness]

So I've heard. [he's still not sure he agrees, but gojou's already on to the next subject.]

And why is that, Gojou? [not. that name. he assumes.]

[mukagen]

So you've had a taste of bullying people back, now drunk from that power.

[ The slowest applause. ]

Something about this makes me want to beat you up? It's weird.

[ It reminds him of his high school years, just enjoying stupid company. ]

[worthyness]

Such a violent approach. Have you considered meditation instead?

[yeah. sometimes...you can actually be comfortable in someone's presence enough to make a whole bunch of stupid quips.]