Audience: Gojou Satoru

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[mukagen]

What does that have anything to do with your approval?

[ HE WILL DO WHAT HE WANTS ]

[worthyness]

It seems pointless to waste your energy on something impossible, obviously.

[hate this man, stop doing what you want and just listen to miles.]

[mukagen]

You'd have to tell me that the possibility is zero, Miles.

[ remember when this line was used for something better and now it's used for CURSING MILES EDGEWORTH FROM ANOTHER WORLD ]

[worthyness]

Fine, the possibility is zero.

[he can say it! doesn't mean it's true but gojou didn't say it had to be so there.]

[mukagen]

I'm still going to do it.

[ and things are still the same... ]

[worthyness]

[he rolls his eyes.]

We'll see about that.

[he refuses to believe.]

[mukagen]

It's my promise to you and if I don't, then it's your win.

[ One of them has to believe and it's Gojou. He's going to curse this personality-twink before he dies. Don't mind if he leans forward to poke Miles on the forehead. ]

[worthyness]

Then I'll claim--[he cuts himself off with a startled noise as gojou pokes him in the forehead. wow? rude? his eyebrows furrow together and he leans back.]

Unnecessary! [he does not think to finish his earlier sentence.]

[mukagen]

You know, I kind of like it when you raise your voice!

[ Just one poke. No more pokes. ]

It’s different.

[worthyness]

Is that the only reason? [thank you for no poke.]

[mukagen]

I did think you needed to relieve stress in some way.

[ As undignified as it is, yelling is fun. ]

You should say my name again!

[worthyness]

So I've heard. [he's still not sure he agrees, but gojou's already on to the next subject.]

And why is that, Gojou? [not. that name. he assumes.]

[mukagen]

So you've had a taste of bullying people back, now drunk from that power.

[ The slowest applause. ]

Something about this makes me want to beat you up? It's weird.

[ It reminds him of his high school years, just enjoying stupid company. ]

[worthyness]

Such a violent approach. Have you considered meditation instead?

[yeah. sometimes...you can actually be comfortable in someone's presence enough to make a whole bunch of stupid quips.]

[mukagen]

[ Is Miles... Sassing him... Is this what god intended? While honored, he is very shook. ]

I have, actually! [ In all seriousness. ] What about you? Sometimes you just need to empty your mind.

[ He knows your mind is full of crap, Miles. ]

You know. Just dump everything.

[worthyness]

[sometimes you just shoot your shot because you're never seeing this man ever again.]

I'm afraid that's completely out of the question. But nice thought.

[mukagen]

[ SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SHIT TO HIM EARLIER ]

Are you incapable?

[worthyness]

[:|]

Of course not. [immediately walking into this trap. ] But not all of us can simply remove everything just because we feel like it. Some thoughts are required to continue forward.

[mukagen]

[ Hhhhhhhhh. He just keeps smiling. ]

... How long do you think meditation lasts?

[worthyness]

However long it's suppose to? If you meditate for an hour, it will last an hour.

[that's really not how that works and yet.]

[mukagen]

I guess this isn't wrong, but you can just do twenty minutes a day with guided meditation.

[ Which Gojou thinks is easier! Sorcerers do something similar to meditation, but it's... Obviously very different. It's training and you never go back again. ]

It's easier when someone tells you what to do, then you only need to follow instructions. A bonus if you like their voice!

[worthyness]

[he frowns in thought.]

I'm not sure meditation is for me in any case. [it's a nice thought, but hm.]

[mukagen]

Awww, you don't want to try it out for five minutes?

[ me: who can even meditate properly for five minutes who is that strong ]

[worthyness]

I thought you said it would be better if it was a voice I liked. [now he's purposefully being rude, but given he looks smug about it he doesn't actually mean it? he's pushing to see how far gojou will take it.]

[mukagen]

Ouch, that hurt? [ Touches his chest to feign HEARTACHE and it's gone. ] It's cute that you're trying to pretend.

[ He takes it in stride because he knows this play. Also, Miles would have yeeted Gojou if he thought he was too annoying. ]

I can use my serious voice, you know!