Audience: HK-47

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Comments

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[gross, they did not.]

great
only kill one person and if you kill more i'm sending you to robot hell
got it

[executeprogramming]

Response: Granting temporary command authority...Complete. Understood, Temporary Master. Shall I kill someone for you now?

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[both wrath and i are crying]

tell you what
wait til thursday. you'll know when.
pick whoever you want i don't care
that work?

[executeprogramming]

[just imagining Wrath being like "no no this is too much wrath put some back damn"]

Response: Understood, Temporary Master. In that case I am allowed to pick my own targets for lethal removal on the rest of the days?

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[you're not wrong]

yep. go buckwild.
i mean it though. one a week. no more than that.

[executeprogramming]

Acknowledgement: I will execute no more than 1 meatbag per week. Query: Is there a limit on injuries caused, so long as they are not mortal?

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what, you mean to other people?
no you can fight other people as much as you want but i'm not protecting you
you get a bunch of people beating you up because you can't play nice that's not my problem

[executeprogramming]

Response: Please, Temporary Master, have a little confidence in my abilities. I assume you called me here for a reason, after all.