slow your roll, tin can, don't get all murder happy. like if you wanna kill someone go for it I won't stop you, but don't just go around bragging about it?
also maybe give people a day or two to settle in, jesus one person a week, for you specicially
[out of nowhere, hk-47 feels like he's gotten shot in the chest. once, twice, three times. it doesn't matter if he can feel pain normally or not, he experiences pain! there's no marks.]
[it....may actually be the first time he's experienced pain?? some droids do but honestly don't know if HK does and gotta assume you wouldn't program that into an assassin droid so
needless to say he is surprised, but also absolutely delighted as he texts back like a flirting teen]
Statement: Now that is more like it! Swift, violent, without mercy. I was hopeful, but you do indeed remind me of my Master.
what, you mean to other people? no you can fight other people as much as you want but i'm not protecting you you get a bunch of people beating you up because you can't play nice that's not my problem
[HK-47 is just standing stock still at the door of the jail cell, face as inscrutable as ever, his eyes silently tracking Wrath as they enter
he does not seem overly upset or worried, and his tone is as polite and cheerful as ever
Greeting: Good evening, Temporary Master.
Statement: This information is most welcome. I do not know if I could have suffered the indignity of letting some meatbag get away without at least a scratch. Or worse.
Query: Does disemboweling still fall under the terms of defending oneself?
[he seems to brighten up and sounds genuinely grateful]
Reply: Oh, what a kind master you are, Temporary Master! In the event you are unable to retrieve my Zersium, I will be happy to utilize whatever is available to me. I even have experience with primitive slug throwers, not to mention a full range of melee armaments.
Query: What is to happen after I kill the meatbag chosen to enter with me? [there is little doubt in his electronic brain that he can murder whoever it is]
Supplication: I know it has been but a short time and we had a somewhat rocky start, but have I not pleased you, Temporary Master? I even planned to follow along with your confusing "1 murder per week" rule.
[he seems legitimately a bit sad and somewhat pleading, as someone who believes they have done a good job despite hardships would be]
Statement: Then I shall simply have to demonstrate just how well I can perform for you, Temporary Master. I hope you will not be disappointed.
Query: The other meatbags you have gathered here may be...less than pleased following my task. Am I similarly permitted to defend myself with *extreme* prejudice? If I am restricted to merely one additional meatbag I shall have to get creative with my injuries, but I am up to the challenge.
[it's...definitely for the best that he did not exit that room]
[gosh wrath is really hot and cold on this violence thing, what a capricious murdermaster
still, they didn't explicitly bar him from sneaking in some bonus kills so...]
Acknowledgement: I will do my best to raise a good deal of anger amongst the meatbags, then, and should they unwisely feel a desire to attack, then I will dispatch with them at my discretion.
Statement: Oh how I wish I had access to more equipment, but it has been some time since I have worked with my hands. There is value in occasionally going back to basics, wouldn't you agree, Temporary Master?
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slow your roll, tin can, don't get all murder happy. like if you wanna kill someone go for it I won't stop you, but don't just go around bragging about it?
also maybe give people a day or two to settle in, jesus
one person a week, for you specicially
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1/2
2/2
3/2 (sorry)
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are you asking me to beat you up so that i can have you take someone out for me?
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needless to say he is surprised, but also absolutely delighted as he texts back like a flirting teen]
Statement: Now that is more like it! Swift, violent, without mercy. I was hopeful, but you do indeed remind me of my Master.
[congrats I hope Wrath wanted a pet assassin bot]
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great
only kill one person and if you kill more i'm sending you to robot hell
got it
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tell you what
wait til thursday. you'll know when.
pick whoever you want i don't care
that work?
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Response: Understood, Temporary Master. In that case I am allowed to pick my own targets for lethal removal on the rest of the days?
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yep. go buckwild.
i mean it though. one a week. no more than that.
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no you can fight other people as much as you want but i'm not protecting you
you get a bunch of people beating you up because you can't play nice that's not my problem
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w1, saturday, post trial
wrath comes up to the bars, hands in their pockets.]
Yeah, for sure, bud. You can defend yourself.
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he does not seem overly upset or worried, and his tone is as polite and cheerful as ever
Greeting: Good evening, Temporary Master.
Statement: This information is most welcome. I do not know if I could have suffered the indignity of letting some meatbag get away without at least a scratch. Or worse.
Query: Does disemboweling still fall under the terms of defending oneself?
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I don't know how it's gonna go, my man. Let's avoid disemboweling, huh?
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Request: May I at least have my blaster rifle returned?
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That's out of my control, actually. I'll see what I can do, though.
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Reply: Oh, what a kind master you are, Temporary Master! In the event you are unable to retrieve my Zersium, I will be happy to utilize whatever is available to me. I even have experience with primitive slug throwers, not to mention a full range of melee armaments.
Query: What is to happen after I kill the meatbag chosen to enter with me? [there is little doubt in his electronic brain that he can murder whoever it is]
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I mean, I guess you just... keep going on with what you're doing? I have no idea what's going to happen tomorrow. We can figure it out then.
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I'm not not in control.
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Request: Then release me and I will happily continue to promote the concept of "Wrath" as you wish.
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[he seems legitimately a bit sad and somewhat pleading, as someone who believes they have done a good job despite hardships would be]
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[they are not going to feel bad for the murderbot. they refuse.]
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Query: The other meatbags you have gathered here may be...less than pleased following my task. Am I similarly permitted to defend myself with *extreme* prejudice? If I am restricted to merely one additional meatbag I shall have to get creative with my injuries, but I am up to the challenge.
[it's...definitely for the best that he did not exit that room]
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No. Look, I don't - I'm not giving you orders. You can defend yourself. You decide what that means.
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still, they didn't explicitly bar him from sneaking in some bonus kills so...]
Acknowledgement: I will do my best to raise a good deal of anger amongst the meatbags, then, and should they unwisely feel a desire to attack, then I will dispatch with them at my discretion.
Statement: Oh how I wish I had access to more equipment, but it has been some time since I have worked with my hands. There is value in occasionally going back to basics, wouldn't you agree, Temporary Master?