Red's nice. It's scientifically proven to make things go faster, and beloved by the Soviets. I think I'm more of a blue person, myself—in both style, and mood.
Wow. This is my first time meeting an alien. Welcome to Earth! Probably? I don't actually know where we are. Maybe you should be welcoming me?
[he doesn't seem concerned, anyway. kaz's present is his presence.]
Hah! Good one. It's a country full of people bound by the cruel, anti-capitalist and anti-consumerist laws of communism! I've never visited, and I never plan to. They probably seize your Louis Vuitton luggage on arrival and give it to a random.
Huh? Mortal plane? [!] Are you an angel or a demon? Oh, or maybe a ghost?
[kaz has not met greed, doesn't know anything about them, and doesn't really care to, but warms to the idea of judging them based on their name alone.]
That makes sense! Perhaps this Greed person defected, and ran here to indulge their desires of... well, greed?
[he does seem vaguely interested in this, though!! not like, jumping up immediately to see them? but yeah!]
Oh, do you live in a big city? There's usually too much light pollution in Neo Yokio to see any stars, but you can see them in a planetarium. Is it like that?
Lots of people coming in? I hope they text first. There's nothing worse than cold callers.
[he yawns, pushing his hair out of his face, and considers.]
Oh, I totally feel that. Surrounded by people, but lonely? What a vibe. If Charles was here, I'd tell him to play something melancholy, but he's not, and I'm not one for beatboxing.
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[kaz makes his way over to the pillow fortress, sighing.]
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they seem to, like, droop just slightly? it's in the shoulders.]
You didn't want to meet me...?
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he waves his hands, suddenly feeling REALLY bad?]
No! No, I do! I'm here, right?
Let's, uh, meet! Let's get to know each other! What's your favorite color?
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they look a bit better by the end.]
Okay! Come right on in!
[get comfy inside the plush pillow and blanket fort.]
I never thought about my favorite color before! I guess... um, red!
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[he comes inside sloth's little hovel.
pillow fort. this is very novel.]
Red's nice. It's scientifically proven to make things go faster, and beloved by the Soviets. I think I'm more of a blue person, myself—in both style, and mood.
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[haha.
they reach inside their robes and then pull out--another pillow!!! they offer it to kaz.]
What's a Soviet?
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Oh, are you not human? [YOU CAN'T JUST ASK SOMEONE IF THEY'RE HUMAN, KAZ]
Soviets are the Russians.
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[yeah, where is their gift, kaz? hello? awful.]
"Russians"? Well, I don't think I know them! What's their hurry?
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[he doesn't seem concerned, anyway. kaz's present is his presence.]
Hah! Good one. It's a country full of people bound by the cruel, anti-capitalist and anti-consumerist laws of communism! I've never visited, and I never plan to. They probably seize your Louis Vuitton luggage on arrival and give it to a random.
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[the rest goes completely over their head, sorry to say.]
Huh, you don't say? I wonder if that's where Greed is from...!
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[kaz has not met greed, doesn't know anything about them, and doesn't really care to, but warms to the idea of judging them based on their name alone.]
That makes sense! Perhaps this Greed person defected, and ran here to indulge their desires of... well, greed?
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[kaz, please meet people, you--nevermind, this is why kaz is a sloth.]
It's possible! They were "rushin" to get here!
[wrong russian still]
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[he stretches out, hands behind his head. this little pillow hut is nice! he wonders briefly where he could buy one of his own.]
Okay, I'm running out of supernatural stuff, here... mermaid? Fairy? A catboy?
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Haha, nope! None of those either! Nice try!
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[kaz isn't going to just fall asleep!
ok he might
it's a real and present possibility at the moment.]
Okay, give me a hint. Like what it rhymes with!
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[they're thoughtful for a bit. hmm, hmm.]
Oh, I know! It rhymes with one of the things inside one of the new rooms you can go into!
[sloth you aren't helpful]
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[KAZ]
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Yeah! They are on the other floor! You should go see them if you haven't. The one with stars is kind of amazing! I've never seen stars in my life.
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Oh, do you live in a big city? There's usually too much light pollution in Neo Yokio to see any stars, but you can see them in a planetarium. Is it like that?
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But I do get a little lonely, if I'm completely honest. Don't tell anyone, okay?
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[he yawns, pushing his hair out of his face, and considers.]
Oh, I totally feel that. Surrounded by people, but lonely? What a vibe. If Charles was here, I'd tell him to play something melancholy, but he's not, and I'm not one for beatboxing.
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[they peer at kaz beneath the hood.]
Charles? Is he your friend?
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Charles? Oh, no, he's my mechabutler.
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