It sounds weird when you put it like that. [ it's fine maus is getting all the pets from two people now ] I mean, so long as it's fine or whatever. But who knows, maybe we could have used it to check everyone to see who killed Eleanor.
I've been a part of many cases that have been out of the ordinary, to say the least. Nearly all of the cases I've acted as prosecution have been murder cases.
[ CROSS EXAMINING A PARROT IS OBJECTIVELY FUNNY CHANGE HER MIND ]
That one worked out in your favor, too, though. [ she nudges greedworth with maus' paw, because the dog is letting her do things ] So I'm not seeing the downside in trying to use a dog as evidence next time. Even if they're naughty and breathe fire everywhere.
[i can't i hate phoenix so much. maus lets this happen and greed catches maus's paw to swing it a little, like a gentle handhold.]
The difference is that a parrot can speak. I can't imagine a dog would provide much evidence given they're prone to being friendly to most people. [he gets what she's trying to say, but he's arguing anyway.]
On the other hand, I truly wish they hadn't involved the dogs in the first place.
You'd need a really loyal dog, I guess. [ alas. and she makes a face when he mentions not involving dogs ] Yeah, I have no idea what Eleanor was thinking for... pretty much all of that.
[ why would you bring a dog to a murder. why would you set up a cocktail sauce trap. wh y ]
Yeah, that's the downside with all these murders. We can't exactly ask the victims what they were thinking. Like... why go out for croissants in the middle of the night.
Well, the killers are to blame anyway. They're the ones with the stupider choices. [ speaking of, though. she sits cross legged, leaning her elbows on her knees ] ... Apparently Misa heard you get more indulgence killing someone.
Yes. It's why we've encouraged you all to indulge in other means, but I think some of you grew too impatient to wait. Or wanted to ensure you pulled ahead. There are plenty of reasons this has happened.
That's the general idea. The robot started it, and others followed. Though I'm sure it would have only been a matter of time before someone thought to try it themselves out of sheer desperation.
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Are you mad because it incinerated the shrimp, or because it didn't stay behind?
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[ but really bitch could have stayed instead of running off after she made the effort to find it. damn. maus is getting ALL the pets instead ]
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[maus is perfect and it shows that greed is biased when they scritch their dog on his widdle head.]
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[ she's kidding ]
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[ a beat and she leans forward, eager ]
What do you mean, not the most unorthodox you've seen?
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I've been a part of many cases that have been out of the ordinary, to say the least. Nearly all of the cases I've acted as prosecution have been murder cases.
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[ lifts maus' paw. like she is making the point using him ]
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No. But Wright cross-examined a parrot to prove my innocence of that murder I told you about.
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And it worked?
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...that man had an incredible record of making the most ridiculous ideas work in his favor.
[...he doesn't sound too annoyed about it though.]
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That one worked out in your favor, too, though. [ she nudges greedworth with maus' paw, because the dog is letting her do things ] So I'm not seeing the downside in trying to use a dog as evidence next time. Even if they're naughty and breathe fire everywhere.
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The difference is that a parrot can speak. I can't imagine a dog would provide much evidence given they're prone to being friendly to most people. [he gets what she's trying to say, but he's arguing anyway.]
On the other hand, I truly wish they hadn't involved the dogs in the first place.
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[ why would you bring a dog to a murder. why would you set up a cocktail sauce trap. wh y ]
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[because...she is dead.]
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[ LUCA ]
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Greed, I know you're a lawyer, but you don't have to defend stupid choices.
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[but he didn't mind luca, so.]
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[ gently deposits maus in greed's lap ]
Well, the killers are to blame anyway. They're the ones with the stupider choices. [ speaking of, though. she sits cross legged, leaning her elbows on her knees ] ... Apparently Misa heard you get more indulgence killing someone.
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That would be because it's true.
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I don't necessarily like any of them.
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I always thought it was something like that. Taking out the competition.
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