Audience: Grace Monroe

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And Sasazuka usually hears it from me or Gluttony, I think, so I suppose that's a loop I trust enough.

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See? It works out. [ there's a beat ] Though Mahito seems to think we're heading ... somewhere?

[ does this space station have a destination. ]

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...where the hell did he get that?

[WHY IS MAHITO MAHITOSON THE MOST EXHAUSTING PERSON.]

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Don't worry, I set him straight. I think he was only halfway listening to all the stuff shared at the info meeting.

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That hardly surprises me. I can only get him to halfway listen to me when I'm talking to him directly.

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We can't all be as obedient as Maus. [ who's a good boy. who!!! it's maus!!! who is getting ALL THE PETS ]

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Do you suppose he would benefit from obedience classes? That could be arranged.

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Do you really think they'd work on him?

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...it could be an interesting theory to test. I hadn't thought of it before, but he does seem to do best when you bribe him.

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I don't think he'll be as easy to bribe as Maus, though.

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Perhaps not. I've been giving him books to keep himself occupied, but he reads so fast I'll have to recommend new ones soon.

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[ the flea can READ ]

It's too bad you can't use dog treat for him too instead.

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I haven't actually tried. [and the tone says now he's considering it? bad.]

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You should. Even if he doesn't take the bait, he probably won't be offended, so there's no downside!

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I'll keep that in mind, thank you. [horrible. but also? hilarious.]

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Please tell me what happens when you do it.

[ for the hilarity ]

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You'll be the first to know.

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Great.

[ beams, but then her smile turns a little hesitant as she goes back to petting maus ]

... I'm glad you're okay, Greed.

[ she's also glad she is ok but she would rather not talk about her near death experience so. greed's it is ]

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[grace...

maus paws her hands and greed settles for a slight nod.]

That makes two of us.

[which could be interpreted that he's glad he's fine, but no, it's a two-way street. two idiots who don't want to talk about death but being glad the other is okay.]

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[ some last scritches for a good boy and then grace stretches out ]

Alright! I'll let you and Maus rest for now. He looks sleepy. [ that and she's 100% sure greed is still healing. ] I'll text you if I find out anything new?

[ like say. greed fucked gluttony ]

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Sure. As you wish. [he will let her go and offer her a wave. until then, grace.

also. i hate that.]