Audience: Misa Amane

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Comments

[fatalattraction]

we could!!!
but i mean more like
ummmm
metaphorically i guess

[probe]

i like any and all sorts of fires, babe
you wanna meet somewhere?

[fatalattraction]

yes pleaseeee
whats ur fav place to go here?

[probe]

my FAVORITE place you can't go to yet
but i can settle for the planetarium

[fatalattraction]

awwww
u cant make an exception for cute lil misa-misa?

[probe]

you're not quite at that social rank yet, babe
but do your homework and we'll see!

[fatalattraction]

booooooooo
fiiiiine ill see u at the planetarium 🪐

[ and she will be there! ... in a few moments. please ignore the smudged liner at the corners of her eyes. it's fine. ]

[probe]

[hm

wrath shows up after, strolling in with their fire feets, but they do go right up to her and tilt to look more closely.]

... Hey, babe, you okay?

[fatalattraction]

Huh? —Oh, yeah, I'm fine! I've just been having trouble with makeup lately. It's like I can't stop my hands from shaking!

[probe]

Ahhh, yeah. That's a whole thing, huh? I'd offer to help, but I can't do eyeliner to save my life.

[fatalattraction]

I guess I don't need to look good here, but it still sucks! Who is Misa-Misa if she can't even keep her mascara from running?

[probe]

You're a lot of things without your mascara, I promise.

[they boop her on the nose.]

[fatalattraction]

—!

[ she actually squeaks in surprise at first when they boop her?? but afterward, she laughs ]

Aww, Wracchi, you're sweet. Hehe.

[probe]

I do my best. [they say, amused.] What are we here for, huh?

[fatalattraction]

I want to try and understand you guys and why we're here a little better, so I've been asking around...

Do you think about this as a competition for us? Because if it is, Misa really wants to win.

[probe]

It depends on which one of us you ask, but. I don't think of it as a competition, no. Not really.

[fatalattraction]

So... there's no real incentive to kill anybody else, unless that's how you decide you want to indulge?

[probe]

Something like that, sure.

[fatalattraction]

[ an eyebrow lifts. ]

"Something like that"?

[probe]

[they shrug, unhelpfully.]

I'm here to help you guys indulge. So. Do it however you want.

[fatalattraction]

Well...

Mostly, I want to know what you think, because that'll help me decide if I should start thinking about killing.

[probe]

[a pause.]

I think you should do what you want, Misa. [...] You should talk to Gluttony about it, too.

[fatalattraction]

You seem like the most...

[ beat ]

Will you get offended if I say you give off a really pro-murder vibe?

[probe]

[a MUCH much longer pause.]

Uh - haha. No, I guess not.

[fatalattraction]

[ she just

looks at them

???

THIS GOT AWKWARD ]