Audience: Endorsi Jahad

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By the same guy who did the steaks?

[fisherwoman]

[She shakes her head.]

Yuel. The steaks were someone else.

[...Speaking of which, unfortunately:]

Oh, another question! When the guide you prepared for us mentioned other people having the opportunity to get justice for anyone who dies, what does that mean?

[probe]

It means we're expecting you guys to kill each other eventually, probably. Not like, expecting in an authority way, just - you know, you're all a bunch of maniacs that keep exploding washing machines.

[they fold their arms.] If you don't, that's also chill.

[fisherwoman]

Oh, I know that!

[please don't say that]

But what kind of justice will it be? Will you just reveal who killed them to the rest of the group, and let them do what they will?

[probe]

Oh. [they - laugh? don't laugh.]

Fuck, uh - no, it'll be more like... well, you'll see if it happens.

[fisherwoman]

Ah, I hate to wait... You really can't even give me a hint?

[probe]

I know patience is not a virtue of yours, but you're just going to have to see! I can't go giving you all the answers on the first day.

[fisherwoman]

[She sighs.]

Fine, fine. I'll wait for someone else to go first. When it comes to the other people here, though... They're competition, right? So it's good for me if there are less of them?

[probe]

They're not not competition, but like, listen. On the one hand, ehh, but on the other, if you kill everybody, you don't have anybody to indulge with.

It's a careful ecosystem, Endorsi.

[fisherwoman]

[She laughs.]

I wasn't planning to kill everyone. But I'll keep that in mind.

[probe]

Hah! I wouldn't put it past you. But I like that in a girl.

[fisherwoman]

Ha! You have good taste. Did you really pick your group based on who was most attractive?

[probe]

Haha, for some of you! [they blow a kiss in her direction.] You, Yuri and Rose are hot stuff. White is cute, but I'm not quite morosexual enough for him. I'm also not a robotfucker, though I uh, I don't begrudge anybody who is.

[fisherwoman]

...Morosexual?

[teach her]

[probe]

-- Oh. I can't keep track of what stuff you do and don't know! Morosexual. Like when someone is so stupid you can't help but want to take them to bed, and that's just a constant for you.

[fisherwoman]

[After a moment, she just starts laughing.]

What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Why would you want to sleep with someone because they're an idiot?

[probe]

Oh, girl, you have no idea. Some people are really into morons, trust me.

Someone just asks you what the color of the blue sky is and you lose your pants? [they shrug.]

[fisherwoman]

[She makes a face? Gross?]

I suppose not everyone can have excellent standards like me!