probe | Audience: Medb

[ Medb's room is neat and tidy. Nothing looks too out of place. The only thing that may look disturbed a bit is her bed. Either of the beds.

Anything she's stolen is tucked away from sight. The kind of mess she likes is when she wrecks someone's life. ]

Don't be silly. ♪ Of course I want to see you. Did everyone who's aligned with you visit you?

[ Or did they indulge in sloth that way? ]

[hmm. gluttony would appreciate this room except for the bed. that's cursed. sloth, on the other hand, doesn't appear to mind.

they spin around in place in the air to face medb.]

Aww, thanks! [they sound so earnest. please.] Not all, but most of them did! I was pretty happy when the wanted to visit.

[ Time to make the bed and invite Gluttony over next!

What a cute Avatar. ]

Do you want to be friends with us?

[feathers puff out of their hood in surprise. they wave their hands a bit.]

Well, um... sure! I mean, not right away! I barely know all of you yet!

[ Oh, so Sloth does know strange danger. Medb smiles.

She points up to the loft bed. ]

Can you take me up there?

[ Can they levitate while holding someone? ]

[they glance toward the loft.]

Oh! Yeah!

[mineo will probably be mad when he finds out all he had to do was ask sloth to carry him if he wanted to fly.

anyway, sloth very stupidly floats down and holds out their white hand for medb to take.]

[ It's Mineo's fault for not asking? Medb will tell him so.

She puts her hand in theirs. ]

Let's fly. ♪

[they begin floating back and upward, taking medb along with them. wow! she really does fly along with their pull, like she has no gravity.

up they go to the loft bedroom!]

[ Medb beams, delighted. She may be able to do a lot wild shit as a Servant, but flying isn't one of them. ]

Will you do that for me anytime I ask?

[oh. hehe. one or two feathers float out of the hood. they lift medb up and around by the arm before settling her down on the bed? if she wants?]

Um, well, sure. You bet!

[ That is what she wants. Thank you, Sloth. She pats a spot on the bed next to her. Sit down, too. ]

Is there anything you won't do, Sloth?

Be mean to my brother maybe!

[they float down to the bed, and just

land on it beside her in a pile.]

[ Cute.... ]

I wouldn't ask that of you. [ Probably. ] Do you love him very much?

[they're careful of the horn, though. so they don't poke her or her bed.]

Yeah! We've always been together ever since we, um, came into being!

[ That's sweet of them. ]

Came into being? What are you?

[ara, why did you not ping us i will strangle you]

Oh. I'm a god!

[don't just

say that. sloth?]

[ STOP i'm sorry i love you

But Sloth should just say that! Medb smiles. ]

What are you the god of?

[closes my eyes at how easily medb accomplished what so many could not.]

Sleep!

[ All Medb did was ask a couple questions? i'm in tears

She reaches over to pat them on the head. Now that they're both on the bed it should be easier for her to reach. ]

What a good god of sleep you are. Do you like it more here or where you were before?

Oh, um...!

[they seem to really get shy and embarrassed suddenly by the praise. wow. she may pat their head. they accept it. well, be careful of the horn.]

Uh, I like it back home! I mean, I don't go anywhere because of my job, but... my brother is there!

[ Their horn is their charm point until they take off the hood for her. ]

I would have thought gods could go anywhere they wish as long as they didn't interfere too much outside their jurisdiction. What is your brother the god of?

[medb]

Maybe I could, but--I've got my job to do! I really can't get fired! That'd be terrible!

He's a deliveryman, I guess you could say! He brings everyone right in, and I greet them at the door! Oh, and check them off my list before they speak to the master.

[ it took me this whole day to realize i made a pun

but anyway their real charm point is that they'll carry her and fly and make soft cloud things. ]

I didn't know gods could be fired. [ They can lose belief, but how do you fire a god? ]

The master?

Yeah, sure can. All the boss has to do is do it!

[they nod about this. firing... terrible.]

The king of the House! He's the reigning master. Whatever he says goes.

Do you like the master?

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