Audience: Harrowhark Nonagesimus

[probe]

Comments

[bonetiddies]

[Girl's night, huh? That sort of. . . startles her. It's somehow funny.]

When you said it would be a girl's night, the bones and death were self-evident.

[probe]

[HFFT. that makes them actually laugh.]

Right! What's a sleepover if you aren't up at three in the morning talking about boys and also femurs?

[bonetiddies]

There aren't any boys to speak of. [Gross.] But there are so very many bones, so I will be able to hold my end.