Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

[probe]

Well, all I can say is don't do that either! [he makes a kind of blech noise.] Sulfur and ash!

[enfangs]

[a snicker]

And yet you apparently didn't stop? Sucks that you still had to go to work after that, though.

[probe]

No, no, no. I licked brimstone when I was young! My brother said he wouldn't do something until the day I licked brimstone, so I did!

Oh--do you mean the meth?

[enfangs]

I meant the meth, but wow, I'm learning so much right now.

[probe]

I'm just warning you pre-emptively not to lick brimstone because it tastes like rotting hellfish straight out of the fiery river of Asphodel!

I care about sparing you from that sort of bad vibe, White!

[enfangs]

Thanks, but I don't even know where to find brimstone!?

[probe]

In the Underworld, of course?!

[enfangs]

... I know I'm dead and all, but I don't think I'm gonna find brimstone in my afterlife... but I'll keep that in mind?

[probe]

Wow, your afterlife doesn't have brimstone...? You need better security!

[enfangs]

Security from what?

[probe]

Um, hello? From any souls trying to escape! They shoot lasers.

[enfangs]

What? Think souls just get reincarnated immediately where I'm from, or something.

[probe]

Oh, you too?! Just like Shi Qingxuan! Wow, I would never have a job in your worlds... Huh, would I even exist...?

[enfangs]

... Well, uh, glad you're not from our worlds, then.

[if he wouldn't exist.]

[probe]

[white doesn't want sloth in their worlds :pensive:]

Whoa, me too!

[enfangs]

... Right. Anyway, now I'm gonna get to business. What're your thoughts on everything?

[probe]

[white!! white is a bully because he is bullied!]

Oh, um... Well, I have a lot of thoughts! So it depends on what you mean.

[enfangs]

[STOP]

Uh... anything, I guess. Can I ask what you're here for, actually?

[probe]

[can't believe white and (redacted) are the only two people to ask him this.]

Oh. Um. I didn't really have a reason! I was just with everyone else. My brother and I are gods; we don't need anything. So I decided... well, the prince is always trying to get to the surface. But he keeps dying all the time! Over, and over, and over. I thought I'd help him get to the surface! He's been friends with me and my brother for a long time. And my brother likes him, I think.

But someone said... if the prince tries that hard over and over all on his own, then maybe he wouldn't need any help. I guess I don't have anything I'm here for after all!

[enfangs]

[WHY DOES NO ONE ASK SLOTH THINGS]

... Ah. Well, you're still kind of in a bad situation now, aren't you?

[probe]

[IDK]

Haha, you could say that! [WHY DOES HE STILL SOUND SO CHEERFUL ABOUT IT] I didn't have a lot of choice, but... it was still a choice I made, though!

Even if I don't get anything, or even to go back, it'll be fine as long as you guys get what you came for!

[enfangs]

[SLOTH...........]

... Really? But then what happens to you?

[probe]

I don't know. We, um, don't know a lot of what will happen. We're doing things for the first time just like the rest of you. Well, haha, it's the second time technically!

But the first time we've tried anything like this.

[enfangs]

And you're just okay with leaving yourself to some, uh, ambiguous fate?

[probe]

Um, well...! I'd really rather not, you know? I'm the House greeter! I don't do the whole dying all the time thing like the prince! Can you imagine my brother having to carry me right back to the pool? He'd kill me! Um, again! No thanks.

But that doesn't mean it won't happen. I'd really hate to leave Than by himself. We've always been together.