Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

w7, monday

[probe]

seems like it yeah
you doing okay?

[enfangs]

as well as i'll ever be
can we meet up

[probe]

sure but i have a question first!
are you going to punch me if i show up
my squishy wizard body only has like 5 hit points

[enfangs]

why would i punch you

[probe]

you're a very punchy boy
which love that for you absolutely but like i said, squishy
where do you want to meet

[enfangs]

did you do something wrath...........
anywhere on the new floor works for me

[probe]

the shrine then

[and they'll be there, with two cups of coffee. they'll hand him one, if he wants.]

[enfangs]

[he takes it!]

Hey. You doing okay?

[probe]

[a pause. they sip their coffee.]

Uh - yeah! Yep. Don't worry too much about me. [or the fact that they're dripping lava from under the hood. it never hits the ground or burns anything, but it's there.] Just a little overheated. What's up?

[enfangs]

A couple of things... and, uh, wow, this timing is probably pretty bad—but I was kind of wondering if I could see what you looked like? [a beat.] Not 'cause of the weird transformations or anything. Just... in general.

[probe]

Hah - yeah. No, it's okay, it might uh. It might be kind of difficult to see, right now? But I was planning on showing you today anyway. [she pushes back her hood! she's got all those body mods in that cheat sheet linked before, on top of the fact that she is half this and half her normal face. two-faced, haha.]

[enfangs]

[wow who is this






it occurs to white that he doesn't actually know what to say here, so.]

Well, 'least you can say you're hot in every sense of the word?

[probe]

[yeah idk who the fuck is it anyway she - laughs, at that? she's genuinely amused by it, and she reaches over to push his hair out of his eyes, affectionately.] Thanks, babe, that was pretty smooth.

[enfangs]

[oh he's a little flustered at that, but he grins.]

Hey, I'm always smooth.

[he and mineo spent 20 comments panicking over how to kiss each other]

[probe]

Yeah! Smooth as butter.

[frozen butter. anyway.] Thanks for not screaming!

[enfangs]

I've seen weirder shit! My Pentahorn form's sent people screaming before.

[a beat]

'Sides, if you ignore the part where it's involuntary and the horrible implications and stuff, it looks badass?

[probe]

[ok, see, this is why she loves white? she snortlaughs, like it's surprised out of her.]

Yeah! Right? Like, uh, body horror aside, it's pretty rad. [a pause.] I guess we can just be the, uh, the metaphorical weirder shit, then.

[sip of coffee.] Anyway. Face reveal, woo.

[enfangs]

[he nods, sipping at his own coffee.]

Just kinda weird talking to a hood after a while.

[probe]

Fair enough. I'm sensitive about the way I look! It's not you, it's me.

[...] But you have me now. And you're still one of my favorites.

[enfangs]

Good, 'cause you're one of my favourites too!

[...]

So, uh, I was gonna ask you about important stuff or whatever, but others are probably taking care of that and I'm bad at that kind of thing anyway. Anything you wanna do, if you're not too tired?

[probe]

[her lips twitch.]

That's sweet of you, but I can still answer your important questions if you want. You never know if you're going to get a different answer.

[enfangs]

If you say so... well then, here goes?

[a beat.]

So I guess... what are you thoughts on everything that's happening now?

[probe]

Uh, well. My thoughts are not great, and also, you guys are much better friends than any of us were.

[enfangs]

That bad during your round, huh?

[probe]

Sort of. I'll be honest, I don't think any of us could've managed a no-vote. Not that we had official trials like these, but you know.