Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

[probe]

Well...

[they are actually shockingly quiet for a long moment, and they look away idly.]

I might be getting fired soon! I'm a little behind on my work, I guess. I try to keep up, but I just enjoy drawing on the edge of the papers so darn much! It gives them character!

[enfangs]

Gods have to do paperwork?

[probe]

Ab-so-lute-ly! You wouldn't believe the amount of paperwork! That's okay, though. I'm not exactly in administration, so it isn't so bad for me!

I just have to make sure all the lists are tallied.

[enfangs]

Sounds boring as hell.

[probe]

....yeah!

[they sort of "droop" in the air.]

It's the same day after day, but it's my job.

[enfangs]

Guess you can't really quit godhood, huh?

[probe]

Not unless you get fired!

[enfangs]

And what happens to a fired god?

[probe]

Oh, um, well... I don't want to find out!

[enfangs]

Sounds ominous. What, do you think you'll be killed or something?

[probe]

Don't know. Probably not! Maybe it's just banishment! But I wouldn't want to get fired and find out. I'd never see my brother then!

[enfangs]

He wouldn't be able to come visit, huh?