Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

[enfangs]

i'm cool with wherever

[probe]

kitchen! i just got up so it's breakfast time
see you there! xoxo

[enfangs]

[no lust you ruined his plan of getting food for you

HE'S RACING TO THE KITCHEN NOW TO SEE IF HE CAN BEAT THEM THERE]

[probe]

[WHITE? well yes, he can, by nature of lust not actually lying when they said they just woke up! so white will beat them there by a few minutes, and eventually they will stroll into the kitchen.

for once they're not wearing their cloak though? instead, they're in a pair of pink pajama shorts, and they're in a hoodie similar to this but it's pink with their symbol on it. the hood is up because they didn't want to risk being seen by other people, but their hands are in the front pocket as they grin.]

Morning!

[enfangs]

[there is just like

an assortment of random breakfast foods and desserts lying around as if white was frantically pushing as many things on the vending machine as he could before lust got here.]

—Morning!

[probe]

[white...is so cute. lust sort of just stops in the doorway and looks at the food, looks at white, and they laugh a little.]

Is all of this for us? You're so sweet!

[enfangs]

[stop]

Well, y'know, it's mostly for me—but you can have some, I guess.

[probe]

Generous of you. [but they bound forward to pick up the closest thing which is probably a pastry or something.] Should I feel honored?

[but the ends of lust's pink hair are peeking out of the hood and seem to be curling into hearts? gratitude!]

[enfangs]

[jan, squinting more]

Yeah, you should feel honoured to be in my presence. [...] Is your hair sentient or something?

[probe]

I am, actually! I always like when you guys text me. [white is maybe just saying these things but lust is also out here saying things. their hair also starts turning into question marks. ]

Not always! Sometimes it just does its own thing. It's cute, right?

[enfangs]

It's unique, yeah. Can't say I've seen hair do that before!

[probe]

It didn't always used to be this way, but I guess I don't mind so much either.

[with that said, they finally turn to face him and put their hands on their hips. the pastry is still in their hand. it's fine.]

Okay! Are you sure you're ready?

[enfangs]

... Is this something I need to brace myself for?

[probe]

[and they just kind of stamp their foot a bit.]

Well now it sounds like a bad thing! This is still sort of a big deal, okay? You're the first person I'm doing this willingly for so I want to make sure you're prepared.

[enfangs]

[he holds his hands up.]

Okay, preparing myself! Psyching myself up!

[probe]

Good! Prepare to be amazed!

[which is really a lot of unnecessary fanfare for something simple, because she's reaching up to tug her hood off with a grin. now that he can actually see her face, white will probably notice the heart-shaped pupils of her bright pink eyes and the way her hair is actually tied off into two twintails that do their own thing. there seems to be something moving behind her bangs (and judging by the slight pink glow, it's likely a third eye.) from the collar of her hood the tips of two small rainbow-colored wings peak out, and yes she's wearing the cat headband. jan your constant wondering about which weeb this is has been giving me life.]

Sooo?

[enfangs]

[I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS]

Ohhhh, you're really cute!

[THE FANFARE IS WORTH IT especially since white is already busy being a little gay for a guy not into him]

[probe]

[i know that's why it was hilarious. this is how i felt about lessa. anyway! she immediately preens a little because every girl likes compliments, right?

also white your gay dokis i swear to god.]

Aw, thank you! [this is said in a tone of someone who hears this often but is always very gracious about it.] It was probably a good thing we waited. A few people did see my memories after all, so it's kind of like you get all the benefits without the work!

[enfangs]

[i think dana is onto me but mineo isn't (?) so white will never breathe a word]

I can appreciate that!

[benefits with no work!]

[probe]

I kind of thought you would. [hehe] But! Just because I showed you doesn't mean you can tell everybody else, okay? Only...[give them a second to count.] Four or five others know, I think.

[enfangs]

[a nod]

Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

[probe]

Thanks. [there's a nod, and then she holds out a hand for a handshake since that seems appropriate here.]

Iris. [she doesn't explain anything outside of that, but she's hoping white is at least smart enough to get why she's introducing herself.]

[enfangs]

[there's a moment before white almost introduces himself before remembering that she knows his name, and then wonders if he should use his real name, but she probably knows that too?? so he nods and takes her hand.]

Nice to meetcha properly, Iris.

[probe]

[white doesn't look like a charles to her, so she will continue to call him white. it's fine. she also doesn't immediately let go of his hand because sometimes you're just like this as a person.]

And now that we've met, what do you say we take our breakfast on the go and do something fun? You can tell me all about how horrible last week was, too. [she's teasing, but she's also curious how white's doing in general.]

[enfangs]

[honestly that's fine because as meaningful as it is to white to have a real name, he thinks charles is a stupid one and doesn't want to be called by it anyway]

Geez, last week was a lot.