Well, it's more difficult than you think, you know! They have to get by my brother, the ferryman! And then they have to get through three levels of the underworld with all the things that can kill them! But some mortals like to play tricks--or, worse, get help from the Olympian gods! That's always a headache. And, man, so much paperwork! Some are just lucky, I guess. Like the king's musician!
Why, want to come work at the House as security? You and Cerberus would probably get along! Not sure about the Furies, though...
Nooo, no, no, no. No way! I don't do anything with security. I check Shades coming in off the list, and if they aren't accounted for--well, it goes up the chain until it gets to Lord Hades!
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[wow, don't talk about their security...]
Well, it's more difficult than you think, you know! They have to get by my brother, the ferryman! And then they have to get through three levels of the underworld with all the things that can kill them! But some mortals like to play tricks--or, worse, get help from the Olympian gods! That's always a headache. And, man, so much paperwork! Some are just lucky, I guess. Like the king's musician!
Why, want to come work at the House as security? You and Cerberus would probably get along! Not sure about the Furies, though...
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I guess you couldn't if you're planning to be mortal again, huh? Oh well. No one can say I didn't try!
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Now I'm having to convince you I do my job as best as I can!
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[he holds his hands up.]
By the way, I know it's rude to just ask and all, but Mineo said he did so—you can give out abilities, right?
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Oh, you bet.
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Will you do me a favor first?
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[he looks extremely shy suddenly! haha!]
Will you get Tartaglia's autograph for me...?
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Sure, but why?
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Well, I can do that. Any special requests?
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He hasn't visited me yet.
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[white says this as if he's visited all the avatars :pensive:]
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It's fine, it's fine!
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[note to self: get childe to visit sloth]
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An autograph is perfectly fine!
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You don't want to see him?
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