Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

[probe]

Oh, for sure. I don't care how you use your boons, I gave them to you guys for a reason. And that's to use them!

It was pretty funny, actually.

[enfangs]

Wasn't it? We'll see if he ever figures out who did it, if he hasn't already.

[probe]

Probably not. And I'm not telling.

[big wink energy.]

[enfangs]

Heh. Knew I could count on you!

[...]

Now, for the annoying question 'cause I'm going to guess you can't answer: what the fuck was up with the murder robot?

[probe]

No, I can, but you're right! It's annoying!

[pbbllhhhtttt.]

The murder robot asked me if he was allowed to murder, so I said yes, because I can't tell you guys not to indulge however you want. Technically. I can yell at you for not cleaning up your messes, but I can't stop you from making them.

[...] He took that as orders, I guess.

[enfangs]

He did seem like the kind of guy who, uh, interpreted things in his favour...

[probe]

That's one way to put it.

[sigh.] It doesn't matter now.

[enfangs]

Nope. We just have a few other unknown murderers around, which is great.

[probe]

Ehh. Maybe you'll get lucky and find them on accident.

[enfangs]

Are you dooming us to get a few more skulls caved in? Dang, harsh.

[probe]

[(nu voice) bleak]

No! No, I - wow, I hope not. Look, I don't like the skull caves any more than you do.

[enfangs]

It was just a little yikes. So, what was the rationale for putting Shi Qingxuan in there this time?

[probe]

I guess because it was supposedly a fair fight? Shi Qingxuan's a little, uh. Nerfed, though.

[enfangs]

No kidding. Remind me to never drink on Saturday no matter how fuckin' exhausting those trials are.

[...]

All right, next question. I, uh, saw some weird shit in that new jail cell?

[probe]

You did? Like what?

[enfangs]

I was sitting in the cell, and it felt like everything was hopeless 'cause... someone was gone? Then I was walking to the town square before my car or something came up. Got behind the wheel and started driving, but then everything ended up on fire and ai drove into a burning pit.

Weird as hell.

[probe]

[i'm crying yeah that sure is weird, white

wrath actually seems to freeze up for a second, though? and then:] ... Huh. Huh! That is weird. No idea what that's about.

[enfangs]

... All right, what the fuck was it.

[probe]

No idea. Did you not just hear what I said?

[enfangs]

... Sure, whatever. I'll shut up about it, then.

[probe]

Hm?

[don't just pretend like you're deaf.]

[enfangs]

—Stop that!

[probe]

[wehehe]

Stop what?

[enfangs]

Ignoring me! You're making me feel stupid when I did nothing!

[probe]

You're not stupid.