Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

[probe]

No, I just don't know how old I am. Haven't kept track.

[enfangs]

Oh. Yeah, I can get that. [he reaches to pat pride's shoulder.] I don't know exactly how old I am either, so we're in the same boat.

[probe]

[they just absolutely freeze when he pats them on the shoulder.

and then move back a full step.]

[enfangs]

[...]

Don't like physical contact, I'm guessing?

[probe]

Not a big fan, no.

[enfangs]

Makes it pretty funny that you're supervising something like this, then. But all right, all right, I'll keep that in mind.

[probe]

[a long sigh.]

You have no idea.

[enfangs]

Do people try to proposition you guys too, or anything?

[probe]

Yes.

[if they had alcohol, they would just knock back the entire glass here.]

[enfangs]

[...

sorry, he has to snicker a little.]

[probe]

[bold snickering from a dude who has his hand held for like twelve hours this week]

Don't laugh.

[enfangs]

[STOP DO NOT PERCEIVE

he waves a hand.]

Ah, sorry. Couldn't help it! Seriously, though? No one's even seen your face, right?

[probe]

No. And they will continue to not see my face.

It doesn't matter for some people.

[enfangs]

Guess that's what you should be expecting from a group of people told to indulge.

[probe]

[HUFF.]

And people wonder why I stay on the upper floors.