[*go. not god. but maybe god too, whatever. anyway yeah this is why lust was the worst one to reach out to because lust is going to keep holding his damn hand while he hides inside his fort.]
Okay, okay. If it helps? This is weird even for us! But it probably won't last forever.
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Ugh... shut up...!
[burrows further into his fort]
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You can let go any time. [don't sound smug, lust? also they actually are not sure how much control white has over this so they're checking.]
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[yea he's still holding onto it
also because this is kind of nice past the UTTER MORTIFICATION since he likes lust well enough.]
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Okay, okay. If it helps? This is weird even for us! But it probably won't last forever.
[probably.]
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But why is it happening!?
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[no.] It could be way worse, you know. You could go around kissing people instead.
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white thinks about this for a moment.
and then he buries his face into his arm, muffling his scream. THAT'S SO MANY PEOPLE HE MIGHT'VE SMOOCHED IN THAT HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO.]
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See? So when you think about it this is actually a good thing!
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It'd be even better if it wasn't happening at all! And why only me!? No one else seems to have this problem!
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Or they could be acting like that because you're freaking out. [lust be nice.]
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[is it]
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Is it? [yeah, they will come right out and say it.]
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Yeah, by my standards, which are the ones that matter!
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What even are your standards for this kind of thing anyway? Other than pretending everybody's got cooties.
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[ :T ]
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[what are you even arguing about.]
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It's me! My perspective matters most!
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