Audience: White

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[enfangs]

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This all sounds complicated and maybe I shouldn't ask any more.

[probe]

[white you are so fucking stupid and precious. these two have literally half a braincell between them.]

Oh yeah, a lot of family drama! His mom left a long time ago, and we haven't seen her since! I guess he might be looking for her, or something.

[enfangs]

[they're doing their best]

... Makes sense. Family types sure seem to be like that.

[probe]

Yeah... My mom doesn't really talk to me either. Must be a mother thing.

You sure are lucky you don't have any family for any drama, White.

[SLOTH you can't just tell someone they're lucky they have no family]

[enfangs]

[SLOTH.............. luckily white has had 100+ years to accept having no family, so he's (mostly) chill with the comment]

It does keep things pretty simple. Still, you wouldn't give up your brother, right?

[probe]

[white, please]

Wha...? No! I mean--yeah! Wait, what's the right answer? I wouldn't ever give up on my brother at all! We're, like... two horns on a minotaur!

Even if he works all the time, and scolds me for lagging behind, he's still my brother. I care about him!

[enfangs]

Looks like he's worth any drama to you, then.