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[personal profile] probe 2021-02-22 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I didn't order him to do shit.

[they fold their arms.]

He asked me if he was allowed to murder. I said I couldn't stop him, which I can't. I'm here to help you guys indulge. If that means murder, I can't stop you from doing it. I'm sure he took that as permission.
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[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-22 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[shi qingxuan believes that immediately, and it's obvious in the way she instantly relaxes.]

I figured it was something like that. I just hope no one else read too much into what he said today.
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[personal profile] probe 2021-02-22 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, they have! Plenty of people have kicked down my door today to yell about me having either done a murder or having ordered a robot to do it for me!

[... don't mind them, they're smoking under the hood.]
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[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-22 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[she makes a face at that]

Really? They're going to take a murderous robot at his word? Especially after we know he's capable of lying, after last week...
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[personal profile] probe 2021-02-22 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, look, I wasn't going to say it, but there are some real dork-ass dummies among us.
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[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-22 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You should say it. We spent hours convinced that Kaz was turned into chocolate.
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[personal profile] probe 2021-02-23 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[they giggle a little.]

I - I honestly don't know why you guys, uh, latched onto that so hard.
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[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-23 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
...I think maybe we all would rather have believed he somehow became chocolate as opposed to believing that one of us ate an entire human body, or something like that.

[...]

The only creatures I can think of that could manage that are ghosts, though, and I don't think there are any ghosts here...
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[personal profile] probe 2021-02-23 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[hmmmm]

Beats me! And I can't tell you the deets, so it's a mystery forever, probably.
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[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-23 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[hmmm indeed!]

Well... hopefully it won't happen again, but if it does, we'll figure it out.
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[personal profile] probe 2021-02-23 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm.

I'm glad you're okay, for real.
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[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-23 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You and me both! I'd do it again if I had to, but I'd rather not repeat it. [she grimaces.] Anyway, he's lucky that pod healed my face. If he'd left marks there, I'd have found a way to revive him just to crush him all over again.

[don't? mess? with her face?

there's a really funny memshare i have that touches on this actually but it's icly sunday in this thread so i can't yeet it at you DAMN IT]
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[personal profile] probe 2021-02-24 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[they snort.]

Ha. Well, I can't say he wouldn't have deserved it.
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[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-24 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Really, that was just going too far! [she huffs] But I guess it worked out... he was gloating, so it bought some time.
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[personal profile] probe 2021-02-24 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
This is why you don't monologue like a villain before the hero is dead, my dude.
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[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-24 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind if I ever become a villain.
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