Audience: Luca Valentino

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Comments

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[well]

Did you make this out of a box? Like, you really half-assed this apology huh.

[notaccurate]

Well. I could have just punched some buttons on the machine over there to get a perfect cake, but I thought the effort to do handmade was more important here?

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Hmmm, I guess you're right. Homemade is important.

I'll give it a six out of ten, but only because you made it yourself.

[notaccurate]

I appreciate the better than average rating there.

[Ds get degrees!]

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Did Lust make you come apologize? [finish chewing your food, wrath.]

[notaccurate]

No, that was my idea. After they explained the terminology you had been throwing around, I felt like I had been rude to you. And sweets make for the best 'I'm sorry'.

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Aw. [a pause.] Well, I guess you're not the worst. Envy usually has really horrible taste in men, so I wasn't sure.

[notaccurate]

...did you really base your judgement on me based on Envy's tastes?

[They're not wrong, Luca is kind of a garbage person. Serial cheater with no regard for the people he hurts.]

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Uh, yeah. Envy likes you, which means you're garbo in some way. That's just how he works.

[notaccurate]

[He just SIGHS DRAMATICALLY]

I will just have to strive to exceed those expectations, then.

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[cheerfully:] It's a high bar to clear! Better start practicing your long jumps, bud.

[notaccurate]

I'll try my best. I may need to practice some though, I'm not used to jumping so high.

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I believe in you. Probably.