Audience: Luca Valentino

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Comments

[notaccurate]

It's something edible. And I'm in the kitchen because I just made it.

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ohhh the weed jokes i could make
be right there

[and they will be! they come in, looking for luca.]

[notaccurate]

[He did make them a cake! It's a simple yellow cake with white frosting. But on the top he used chocolate syrup to write "Sorry for mansplaining" on it. His handwriting with chocolate syrup is not the best, but it's readable.]

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[they find this absolutely hysterical, actually. they cackle at the words on the top of the cake.]

Did you figure out what that meant?

[notaccurate]

Yes. Lust explained it for me.

I do apologize for it, too.

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It's fine, I wasn't really that mad. You're just fun to bully.

[notaccurate]

...ah.

[Nope. Don't like that.]

I see.

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You could bully me back, you know. Nothing is stopping you, boo.

[notaccurate]

But see, the trouble there is that I'm not much of a bully. There's a reason I'm not coming back to ask for a reward for being particularly wrathful.

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Booooring. [they say this like, halfway through the end of his sentence, i'm so sorry luca.]

[notaccurate]

[That is 100% canon, I'm crying.]

-but that's- do you actually not care about that apology at all?

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[poor boy i'm laughing]

Of course I do. You made me a cake and everything. Gosh, don't get so offended.

[notaccurate]

I'm really trying not to, I swear.

[He's already been warned to play nice with Wrath.]

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I appreciate it, bud. Cut me a slice of cake.

[notaccurate]

Of course.

[Wrath is getting a nice, large slice cut out of the cake. Somehow he managed to cut the 'plain' part out of 'mansplaining' to give to Wrath. Subtle jabs, he's making.]

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[:unamused: this is why sheila wants to fight you, luca]

That's actually impressive. I applaud how sneaky you are about trying to burn me.

[notaccurate]

Ah, well. I have my moments.

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[is the cake actually good, like, I don't know how good of a cook luca is

they're eating it right now, so.]

[notaccurate]

[It's "soccer mom made it from a box mix" levels of passable. Probably a little dry, but not to the point of being gross. Definitely needs more chocolate tho.]

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[well]

Did you make this out of a box? Like, you really half-assed this apology huh.

[notaccurate]

Well. I could have just punched some buttons on the machine over there to get a perfect cake, but I thought the effort to do handmade was more important here?

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Hmmm, I guess you're right. Homemade is important.

I'll give it a six out of ten, but only because you made it yourself.

[notaccurate]

I appreciate the better than average rating there.

[Ds get degrees!]

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Did Lust make you come apologize? [finish chewing your food, wrath.]

[notaccurate]

No, that was my idea. After they explained the terminology you had been throwing around, I felt like I had been rude to you. And sweets make for the best 'I'm sorry'.