Audience: Ashiya Douman

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[commedia]

I remember, you prevented him from speaking, didn't you?

[That was so funny.]

Mmm, aren't I? It's fun being a mystery, though.

[probe]

Sure did. [they gesture at the hood.] Mystery is fun. It's half the reason we all agreed on the hoods.

[commedia]

Really? Well, I guess its like a little reward when we get to see how cute and handsome you all are under the hoods.

[probe]

I am absolutely the most handsome thing you've ever seen. It'll be worth it.

[commedia]

Promise? I want to faint from shock whenever I see it! Anything less will be disappointing!

[probe]

Promise! If you don't faint from shock, I'm going to be disappointed!

[commedia]

I promise, I promise! I'm very good at fainting! Oh, here I go-!

[And they just. Collapse to the floor. But its obvious they're still conscious by the way they chuckle.]

[probe]

Holy shit! That dead drop!

[they cackle.] Very impressed, like, uh - eight out of ten?

[a golf clap.]

[commedia]

Thank you, thank you! I appreciate your appreciation! Though I have to get a ten, next time.

[Still lounging on the floor.]

[probe]

[well, they will slide down to join douman on the floor. why not, right.]

I believe in you. Get that ten, queen.

[commedia]

I'm no queen, though, I'm a priest?

[MODERN LINGO??]

[probe]

It's a term of endearment, doofus.

[commedia]

Oh, now you're calling me a "doofus", too! The injustice!

[But they are obviously joking, letting out a delighted laugh.]

But thank you for your endearment....queen?

[probe]

There you go, you got it. [they say, laughing.] King is also a good one.

If you go, uh - slay, queen! It means way to go!

[commedia]

Slay, queen! Oh! Encouraging dominance and destruction! SLAY, QUEEN!

[probe]

[they are so amused by this.]

Please figure out a way to shout that in a very large group of people.

[commedia]

Oh, like tomorrow during trial?

[probe]

Well, if there is one! Maybe!

[commedia]

[me realizing this is not a friday thread because i am a himbo with no brain cells]

Ahaha! Yes. Maybe. But I will try and proceed to shout for royalty to take control of what's rightfully there,s and lay waste to their enemies!

Oh, maybe I should shout it to Medb!

[probe]

[it's okay i got what you meant]

Medb would probably appreciate it, for sure. I bet, uh, Eleanor would too. Any of the girls.

[commedia]

The girls, hm? Very well.

They need it more than the men do, for sure. [men don't get squat, only queens now]

[probe]

Damn right!

I'll help, when you start it going.

[commedia]

You will? Oh, that is helpful.

[And a beat. Douman turns theif head to look over at Wrath.]

You know...you're much friendlier and nicer than your title would have you believe. I can understand why you're so popular.

[probe]

[they smile a little at that - there's a hint of it under the hood.]

You just haven't seen me mad yet.

[commedia]

Ahhhh. Your shovel talking? I would hate to be on the other end of something like that.