Audience: Ashiya Douman

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[commedia]

...No wonder you're Wrath. All those emotions and nowhere to let them run.

[Except setting elevators on fire, supposedly.]

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[there's a flicker, a snap-pop of fire that comes off some of the cracks of lava along their hands.]

Haha. You have no idea how many times I've blown up the Simulation room recently! Good stress relief, though. Ten out of ten.

[commedia]

[A chiding look.]

Wrath...people use that room...

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[they blow a raspberry.]

Whatever, it's fixed before you guys see anything.

[commedia]

[A laugh.]

Very well. If that is your inclination...you don't use it to imagine up whatever it is you really want to destroy, do you?

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What is it do you think that I really want to destroy? [they sound amused.]

[commedia]

Mmmmm. A longtime rival, perhaps?

[no douman that's just you]

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Wow, presumptuous! I don't have one of those. Never had a rival in my life.

[commedia]

Really? Ah...hm....

[WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PEOPLE DON'T HAVE NEMESES THEY'RE OBSESSED OVER!!! SOUNDS FAKE]

Something from your past, perhaps?

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[DOUMAN PLS]

Hmm. Yeah, maybe, but I'm not telling you what it is. You're still at social rank one, bud.

[commedia]

Social rank...one? I suppose that's a bad thing...

[says douman who has one of the fastest bond ranking in the entire fate/go game]

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[looks at envy]

It's not bad, but it's not unleash my tragic backstory on you status either. You could be at negative one, like Dick. [not his name]

[commedia]

Ouch. Negative one?

[They laugh at that.]

Ah, but it makes sense. I am not one to be completely open with anyone off the bat, either.

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Maybe next time he'll remember not to sass me to my face!

[anyway.] I figured, though. You're kind of a mystery, a bit.

[commedia]

I remember, you prevented him from speaking, didn't you?

[That was so funny.]

Mmm, aren't I? It's fun being a mystery, though.

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Sure did. [they gesture at the hood.] Mystery is fun. It's half the reason we all agreed on the hoods.

[commedia]

Really? Well, I guess its like a little reward when we get to see how cute and handsome you all are under the hoods.

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I am absolutely the most handsome thing you've ever seen. It'll be worth it.

[commedia]

Promise? I want to faint from shock whenever I see it! Anything less will be disappointing!

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Promise! If you don't faint from shock, I'm going to be disappointed!

[commedia]

I promise, I promise! I'm very good at fainting! Oh, here I go-!

[And they just. Collapse to the floor. But its obvious they're still conscious by the way they chuckle.]

[probe]

Holy shit! That dead drop!

[they cackle.] Very impressed, like, uh - eight out of ten?

[a golf clap.]

[commedia]

Thank you, thank you! I appreciate your appreciation! Though I have to get a ten, next time.

[Still lounging on the floor.]

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[well, they will slide down to join douman on the floor. why not, right.]

I believe in you. Get that ten, queen.

[commedia]

I'm no queen, though, I'm a priest?

[MODERN LINGO??]