Don't we all. [Amusement, because Childe is terrible in a thousand ways. AND YEAH THAT'S BAD NEWS I hate it here.]
When it comes down to it, yes, I think so.
[Most people. His dreams are much larger, obviously, but--he can't achieve them without wanting to live long enough to do so, can he? So it still fits, he thinks, even if he'd never answer the question of "what do you want" with "more time".]
Yes, that's him! He was quite the thorn in our side for a while, back home--kept destroying our strongholds. We almost managed to kill him ourselves, actually, but he slipped away.
[Yeah you gotta grab him as a playable character before he starts talking about fighting the other Harbingers]
Mm, it's... fairly complicated, yes. The easiest way to explain it would simply be that we're at war with the rest of the world. We are diplomats as much as we are warriors, or informants, or debt collectors--anything we need to be. There is no part of Teyvat we can't reach.
[So they are... kind of all up in everyone's business, and also doing some things. It's fine.]
So sort of like being jack of all trades types where you don't have to worry about things slipping past you. Doesn't that get confusing to know where information's coming from or who you're supposed to be fighting all the time?
Not particularly, no. I'm the Eleventh of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa's Harbingers--all of us have our own divisions and handle our business as we need to. I can't speak for the others, but I trust my subordinates to track their information properly before they bring it to me.
[Which is part of what makes it harder here, given that he's always believed everyone here is capable of backstabbing and murder.]
I'm a bit of an outlier, though, compared to the others. I've always preferred battling in the light to scheming in the shadows, the way they do.
[it's a good thing he clarified because for a moment there was a real fear there that there were ten other childes.]
That doesn't surprise me. You're not really good at being subtle all the time. [just saying.] But...so does that mean the Harbingers are good guys or neutral guys in this whole thing?
[LOVE HIM FOR WHO HE IS!!! He's grinning, like he did this on purpose. But it's not like it isn't true, so...]
I'm only "kind of" a bad guy, wouldn't you say? I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting a good fight against an equal match. [Of course he doesn't.] Anyway, our goal will lead to peace eventually, if we do things correctly. Her Majesty is a kind woman--she's a true warrior. I don't mind being her pawn, if she's the one playing the game.
[The ends justify the means, is kind of the whole deal.]
No. You're very different people, and I'm here for myself.
[Even when he suspected her of starting the killing, he never viewed her the same way he views the Tsaritsa.
Though, that said--]
Isn't that what we are, though? Our indulgences help you, as well as ourselves, but you have power over us that we couldn't fight against, if we wanted to. [Not with all the abilities they have at their disposal, and not with their ability to revive.] What else does that make us?
[To his credit, he does try to say it gently. He doesn't seem that bothered about it, either. Just accepting, as if this is nothing outside the usual.]
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When it comes down to it, yes, I think so.
[Most people. His dreams are much larger, obviously, but--he can't achieve them without wanting to live long enough to do so, can he? So it still fits, he thinks, even if he'd never answer the question of "what do you want" with "more time".]
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So...what can I do for you with the time you do have left here? However long that is.
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Well, might as well stay true to form, and keep working.]
...Is there anything you think I should know?
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Mm, some of it.
[Medb did, and then Gojou did, because Childe lied and said he hadn't heard just to see what Gojou would do. WHY DOES ANYONE TRUST HIM.]
I was very surprised to see a familiar name amongst the others.
[Diluc was on Wrath, he already knows this and finds it hilarious that Diluc fucking died lmao]
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Diluc, right? I sort of got that sense but I never really spoke to him while he was around.
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[And then came here and died anyway HA HA]
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[
he's not actively trying to kill his coworkers at this moment in time]
Far more people want me dead, you know. But the Fatui are disliked and mistrusted everywhere except Snezhnaya, so it's only to be expected.
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Why is that anyway? Your whole world politics thing is confusing sometimes.
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Mm, it's... fairly complicated, yes. The easiest way to explain it would simply be that we're at war with the rest of the world. We are diplomats as much as we are warriors, or informants, or debt collectors--anything we need to be. There is no part of Teyvat we can't reach.
[So they are... kind of all up in everyone's business, and also doing some things. It's fine.]
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So sort of like being jack of all trades types where you don't have to worry about things slipping past you. Doesn't that get confusing to know where information's coming from or who you're supposed to be fighting all the time?
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Not particularly, no. I'm the Eleventh of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa's Harbingers--all of us have our own divisions and handle our business as we need to. I can't speak for the others, but I trust my subordinates to track their information properly before they bring it to me.
[Which is part of what makes it harder here, given that he's always believed everyone here is capable of backstabbing and murder.]
I'm a bit of an outlier, though, compared to the others. I've always preferred battling in the light to scheming in the shadows, the way they do.
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That doesn't surprise me. You're not really good at being subtle all the time. [just saying.] But...so does that mean the Harbingers are good guys or neutral guys in this whole thing?
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well,]
Oh, they're much worse than I am. Signora stole the Anemo Archon's Gnosis right out of his chest! At least I wanted to fight Rex Lapis for his!
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Even if you're probably crazy, I don't know if I can totally admit you're a bad person. [but also. why!]
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I'm only "kind of" a bad guy, wouldn't you say? I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting a good fight against an equal match. [Of course he doesn't.] Anyway, our goal will lead to peace eventually, if we do things correctly. Her Majesty is a kind woman--she's a true warrior. I don't mind being her pawn, if she's the one playing the game.
[The ends justify the means, is kind of the whole deal.]
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...is that how you've been approaching this whole thing with me, too? [squinting.]
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Have I been treating you the way I would the Tsaritsa, you mean?
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No. You're very different people, and I'm here for myself.
[Even when he suspected her of starting the killing, he never viewed her the same way he views the Tsaritsa.
Though, that said--]
Isn't that what we are, though? Our indulgences help you, as well as ourselves, but you have power over us that we couldn't fight against, if we wanted to. [Not with all the abilities they have at their disposal, and not with their ability to revive.] What else does that make us?
[To his credit, he does try to say it gently. He doesn't seem that bothered about it, either. Just accepting, as if this is nothing outside the usual.]
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I was just wondering. That's all.
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[But he shrugs.]
But, as I've said before--this is a reflection of me, not you. I don't expect anyone else to think the way I do.
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I'd be concerned if you did agree with it, Iris.
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