Also don't be so cheerful about being neglected wtf]
I wanted to, I promise. [But he'd mistakenly assumed Sloth wouldn't be that interested in him because Childe is Fighty and Sloth is?? Not??? Childe doesn't know anymore.] Though I have to ask, why did you send White?
[The fact that if I wanted to I could have a canon basis for claiming people have in fact asked Childe for his autograph in the past
but I won't because I hate that piece of lore in particular]
That's right!
[Speaking of! He pulls a neatly folded piece of notebook paper out of his pocket and hands it over. On it is written "FUCK DA POLICE"-- no jk it's just Tartaglia in very nice, fancy handwriting.]
Haha, it wouldn't be any trouble. But if you're sure.
[He's not gonna pressure Sloth into something they don't necessarily want to do, even though he did just that with Shi Qingxuan earlier this week like a butt.]
What's your kind of lifestyle, then? If you don't mind me asking.
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Aww, thanks! You didn't have to, though! I mean--it was fine if you didn't. I'm use to it!
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Also don't be so cheerful about being neglected wtf]
I wanted to, I promise. [But he'd mistakenly assumed Sloth wouldn't be that interested in him because Childe is Fighty and Sloth is?? Not??? Childe doesn't know anymore.] Though I have to ask, why did you send White?
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He's really nice, huh? You could have just sent it back with him. I know he'd deliver it for you.
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Haha, there was no need to trouble him with that. But I admit, it's not a request I've ever heard before, so I was very surprised.
[All of this is true but honestly he just didn't trust that White wasn't going to like forge his handwriting and frame him for a crime or something]
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Wow! No one really has asked you for your autograph before? Does that mean mine will be one of a kind? Whoa!
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but I won't because I hate that piece of lore in particular]
That's right!
[Speaking of! He pulls a neatly folded piece of notebook paper out of his pocket and hands it over. On it is written "FUCK DA POLICE"-- no jk it's just Tartaglia in very nice, fancy handwriting.]
Is that alright? I can redo it, if need be.
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they take the piece of paper and bring it up so they can look at it.]
Wow... Just "Tartaglia"! You must be so well-known, being able to only use that! This is... I... don't know what to say!
Thanks!
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[It's not even a real name, though it might as well be at this point, so whatever. But it's definitely true that nobody else would want it! Haha!!!]
White mentioned you're interested in warriors, is that right?
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It's definitely not something I've been born to do.
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Childe does not say, for obvious reasons. Instead--] I'd be happy to teach you, if you'd like.
[Apparently he's in teacher mode this week, that's the real weekly effect here]
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Which is why I'm so impressed by you!
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[He's not gonna pressure Sloth into something they don't necessarily want to do, even though he did just that with Shi Qingxuan earlier this week like a butt.]
What's your kind of lifestyle, then? If you don't mind me asking.
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[staying in one place, very funny. not something childe would ever be caught dead doing in a million years probably.]
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Coming in where? [Can't believe Sloth is the receptionist at Wangshu Inn]
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[they are, wow!]
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