First of all, I wasn't "dunking" on you, I was pointing out that he's way more "smarmy" than I am. [HE STANDS BY THIS. GU YUN IS A GIANT HAM.] And secondly, I'm nice to everyone except him.
Hm, no, he's waaaay more charming than you. You're a snot. He's boyish.
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their tone suggests that they are maybe not being 100% serious, though.]
Also! Not once has Gu Yun accused any of the Avatars of secret murder broadcasts and then refused to apologize for it until he was emotionally bullied into it!
[Poor sweet Tonia. But he just sounds exasperated, and kind of amused. God. Watching Misa gasp over Wrath and Despair while Wrath sat around playing with Gu Yun's hair for an hour aged him 20 years. WHY IS HE THE KEEPER OF THE LORE HE DOESN'T WANT THIS JOB.]
Anyway, I didn't refuse to apologize. I just thought it would be better to give them space for a little while. [Even if he's like. Still mostly just sorry for upsetting them, since it was a perfectly valid theory. Also, Gu Yun didn't exactly argue with him?? In fact--] You're the one who told him that those executions are a form of indulgence. Forgive me for not immediately trusting a group of hooded strangers who hear and see our every move.
[That's essentially his entire career, sans the hood these days, and he sure as hell ain't trustworthy.]
[Okay, he can't help but laugh, sounding genuinely amused.]
Coming from you, to me, I believe that much.
[He doesn't sound bothered, though. What even is this CR I'm in tears.
But he settles a little, then, tapping a finger on his leg.]
If I asked you a serious question, would you give me a serious answer?
[Because for the most part, he truly doesn't mind Wrath needling at him. If they don't want to answer, that's fine. But he isn't going to waste his energy on real topics if it won't get him anywhere.]
[...Okay well firstly this is why he asked if Wrath would even bother answering seriously in the first place, so thanks for humoring him for about two minutes. Secondly--]
Oh, I see. The elemental reactions work differently...
[To be fair, as a water user, he's mostly careful around things like fire and electricity, which are perfectly capable of killing regular people in a regular world--BUT STILL.
Apparently it's fine, though, so he just waves a hand.]
In that case, I was never concerned.
[THE PAST FIVE MINUTES DIDN'T HAPPEN DON'T LOOK AT HIM]
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[yea]
If you're making a point I don't know what it is. I simply don't perceive it.
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Well I can't start being nice now, it'd ruin my reputation.
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[they're
friends (derogatory)]
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[WRATH
their tone suggests that they are maybe not being 100% serious, though.]
Also! Not once has Gu Yun accused any of the Avatars of secret murder broadcasts and then refused to apologize for it until he was emotionally bullied into it!
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[Poor sweet Tonia. But he just sounds exasperated, and kind of amused. God. Watching Misa gasp over Wrath and Despair while Wrath sat around playing with Gu Yun's hair for an hour aged him 20 years. WHY IS HE THE KEEPER OF THE LORE HE DOESN'T WANT THIS JOB.]
Anyway, I didn't refuse to apologize. I just thought it would be better to give them space for a little while. [Even if he's like. Still mostly just sorry for upsetting them, since it was a perfectly valid theory. Also, Gu Yun didn't exactly argue with him?? In fact--] You're the one who told him that those executions are a form of indulgence. Forgive me for not immediately trusting a group of hooded strangers who hear and see our every move.
[That's essentially his entire career, sans the hood these days, and he sure as hell ain't trustworthy.]
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[they say, taking another sip.]
I also do my best to not see and hear your every move. Thanks.
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Coming from you, to me, I believe that much.
[He doesn't sound bothered, though. What even is this CR I'm in tears.
But he settles a little, then, tapping a finger on his leg.]
If I asked you a serious question, would you give me a serious answer?
[Because for the most part, he truly doesn't mind Wrath needling at him. If they don't want to answer, that's fine. But he isn't going to waste his energy on real topics if it won't get him anywhere.]
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Depends on the question, but you can, uh, certainly try.
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Despite how stupid the rest of this thread has been, though, he does truly look serious now, eyes sharp and thoughtful.]
Who is it, that's indulging in those "executions"?
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You guys are.
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But he mulls that over, considering. As with anything, he's taking it with a grain of salt, but it's at least plausible.]
Is that why they were arranged, then? To help us reach our goal faster?
[Since Lust mentioned that, if no one else died from this point on, it was still feasible--it would just take a lot longer.]
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Do you think that's the right answer?
[they take a sip of whiskey.]
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He sighs, taking a match sip of his own drink.]
I think I appreciate straight answers over mind games.
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I have no idea what that means.
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Dunking your head in a toilet and flushing.
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But he just looks a little puzzled. At least he didn't have to ask Mahito to explain...]
Wouldn't your hands get wet?
[Childe's Genshin fight brain be like "Pyro Hands + Hydro Toilet = Damage Taken"???]
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... I - what. Yes? Maybe? Does... that matter?
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You're a Pyro--sorry, a fire wielder, aren't you? [Or made of fire, whatever.] Wouldn't it hurt you?
[I wish he was trolling but he is being very genuine right now. Don't hurt your hands just to bully him Wrath wtf]
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[they seem very confused.]
I mean, yes, I use fire, but it wouldn't hurt me to dunk you in water, dude, what.
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[To be fair, as a water user, he's mostly careful around things like fire and electricity, which are perfectly capable of killing regular people in a regular world--BUT STILL.
Apparently it's fine, though, so he just waves a hand.]
In that case, I was never concerned.
[THE PAST FIVE MINUTES DIDN'T HAPPEN DON'T LOOK AT HIM]
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You totally were! Oh, I'll never let you forget this. [hehehe]
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[The stupidest thing about this is that Childe isn't even tsun and has no problem talking about his feelings
They just have dumb cr]
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Is that how fire works where you're from? Like, fire magic. If you use fire, you get wet and you die? How the fuck do people bathe?
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