[Childe's face has been grabbed more times in the past week than it has in like a decade for him. I'm gonna have to commission fanart of it for an icon if this keeps up!!
But he permits the pinch; his skin generally runs cool, and the touch doesn't make him flinch. He just raises his eyebrows! Careful of his hair mask, Wrath.]
[Childe just laughs, leaning his head gently away. Wrath can let go if they want. Or not! Whatever.]
That's smart of you! [Ah, just like home. He even seems a little more relaxed just hearing it.] But you can trust that the Fatui know the value of discretion.
[He winks. He's not keeping score, but if he was, he'd count that as a small win.]
We are an expansive delegation of diplomats and soldiers acting on behalf of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa as her representatives to other nations, all throughout the world. If there are any secrets left in Teyvat, it's only a matter of time before they reach our ears.
[Uwa, sugoi-- no okay he just sounds, once again, very matter-of-fact about this. There's no need to be overly proud of something that's objective truth. Though his tone is more respectful than it has been thus far; not that he's really been rude, but apparently joking around about the Tsaritsa isn't really his style.]
I act as one of her Eleven Harbingers, and I've pledged to carry out her will, whatever that may require. I'm not here for her, but I'm glad to offer her whatever strength I gain here.
It's not altruism, and Her Majesty has no use for such things anymore. [He's pretty sure Lust knows exactly what kind of person he is, too, which makes it slightly baffling, why they'd chosen him--but then again, it's not like he doesn't have intense desire. He hadn't been lying when he told them he thought they were well-matched.] Enacting her will allows me to get what I desire most. But I do have utmost respect for her, and I believe in her cause.
[tfw strong women are the only people who have treated you well in life.]
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[don't slutshame childe, wrath.]
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[He is. Self-aware.
But then--]
And it makes it easy to tell how stupid my opponent is in a fight, when they aim for such an obvious target.
[there it is]
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You're like a cat. You roll over on your back and immediately bite the H-E-double hockey sticks out of someone's hand when they reach for it.
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No way! I don't bite.
[This lie is so blatant it's more of a joke]
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1/2
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Nerd. [they're very amused, though.]
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What does that mean?
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He still looks amused too, though, because this is still nicer than most people are to him. SOMETIMES YOU'RE A VILLAIN.]
What happened to being your new favorite?
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This is how I show affection. I can't believe I have to give away my secrets like this.
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But he permits the pinch; his skin generally runs cool, and the touch doesn't make him flinch. He just raises his eyebrows! Careful of his hair mask, Wrath.]
Don't worry, they're quite safe with me.
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Uh huh. Sure they are. I don't trust you for a second!
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That's smart of you! [Ah, just like home. He even seems a little more relaxed just hearing it.] But you can trust that the Fatui know the value of discretion.
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The what now?
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Now that he's expecting it, he gives Wrath a sure okay you don't know look; but he'll play along for now.]
I'll tell you, if you tell me about where you came from too.
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Fine, fine. You go first.
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We are an expansive delegation of diplomats and soldiers acting on behalf of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa as her representatives to other nations, all throughout the world. If there are any secrets left in Teyvat, it's only a matter of time before they reach our ears.
[Uwa, sugoi-- no okay he just sounds, once again, very matter-of-fact about this. There's no need to be overly proud of something that's objective truth. Though his tone is more respectful than it has been thus far; not that he's really been rude, but apparently joking around about the Tsaritsa isn't really his style.]
I act as one of her Eleven Harbingers, and I've pledged to carry out her will, whatever that may require. I'm not here for her, but I'm glad to offer her whatever strength I gain here.
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Hmm. Somehow I feel like you're maybe not that altruistic, but sure. Okay.
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As for the second--]
It's not altruism, and Her Majesty has no use for such things anymore. [He's pretty sure Lust knows exactly what kind of person he is, too, which makes it slightly baffling, why they'd chosen him--but then again, it's not like he doesn't have intense desire. He hadn't been lying when he told them he thought they were well-matched.] Enacting her will allows me to get what I desire most. But I do have utmost respect for her, and I believe in her cause.
[tfw strong women are the only people who have treated you well in life.]
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[wrath, that is maybe not the best interpretation you could have taken from that,]
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I'm not that bad.
[Somewhere Zhongli is suddenly very tired.]
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Ha! I like that. Not that bad. Me either, bud.
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But on that note--]
I believe it's your turn?
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