probe: (Default)
🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote2020-12-09 02:05 pm

GRAVEYARD ✨





POPULATION: GHOST TOWN



You die - and then you wake up.

For a second, it feels as though you can't breathe, and then your head breaks the surface. You crawl out of a pool of blood and into a large, crystalline room. Moving images play across the crystal walls, and if you watch close enough, you'll realize that you're seeing the land of the living; a familiar space station with familiar faces. You can watch these images for as long as you'd like - there are several very large benches (as in, you have to climb them to sit on them) around the room for you to rest on while you do.

Regardless of how you died, it seems as though you're not quite gone completely. You're in one piece, at least. That's good news. However, your surroundings are not exactly what you remember.

When you exit the first room, a bleak, empty city sprawls out ahead of you.

The city itself is large. The framework of it seems to tower higher and higher than you can see, up into the black opal sky that shivers and curls every so often. A river entirely made of blood runs through the city, winding around buildings and ending at the crystal room. The most noticeable thing about the buildings themselves is the fact that thorny vines made of pure white steel dig into the walls and floor, cracking the foundations.

The residential building is worn down and old. It's two floors, and has a few small studio apartments built for one or two people to live in. The beds are extremely uncomfortable. It has a communal area downstairs, but the TV is broken, and the couches are torn apart. Sometimes, this building feels obscenely hot in temperature, and smells like rotten eggs.

The grocery store is your typical convenience store. There's a large selection of food in this area, but it all tastes the same - like chalk. On top of this, every so often there will be bloodstains on the walls, the floor, and the displays. They change in size and location, each time you enter the store.

The clothing store is thrifty in nature. All the clothes here are uncomfortable and scratchy, and don't fit quite right. While you're here, time feels... weird. Distorted, almost dreamy. As you're picking out clothes and trying them on (no money needed, just take what you want), you swear you can hear a gunshot in the distance.

Enjoy your time in this city, and remember...your story isn't quite over yet.

holeful: (and then one day; I'll die.)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-02-28 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why... why is HK-47 your robot now and why is he shooting people?
bachelorbored: (三番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-28 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He's shooting people because he loves to cause pain and suffering, naturally. In your heart, I think you already knew the answer to that.

And I suppose he's not technically my robot. We've just entered a mutually beneficial agreement!
holeful: (I’m a very lucky person. I’m an idiot)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-02-28 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I... see.
[He does not see.]

But, if he's been shooting people, how does that... how does that work in hell?
bachelorbored: (五番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-28 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
We get shot, and then we don't die. It's absolutely miserable here.
holeful: (and then one day; I'll die.)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-02-28 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you or Grell not asked him to stop?
bachelorbored: (八番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-28 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I told him to stop, but he'd already shot me. Luckily, or unluckily, perhaps, I healed.

And then he shot me again anyway because I didn't specify the target clearly enough when I said "shoot"!
holeful: (John Mulaney) (Default)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-02-28 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
But he hasn't shot you again since you clarified?
bachelorbored: (十五番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but he will. It's only a matter of time, I'm afraid.

[he heaves a sigh—and then brightens.]

He does bring me breakfast in bed every morning, though.
holeful: (And it was then that I got my first)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-02-28 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somehow this is the most surprising thing Kaz has said so far.]

He does? That's nice of him.
bachelorbored: (二番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-28 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be nice, if he didn't keep dumping it on me... but still, it's an improvement! At first, he flung it directly at my face.
holeful: (I don't look older I just look worse)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-02-28 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he's programmed to act a certain way. I'm sure it's hard for him to change his behavior. But he'll get there.

[These two are both stupid.]
bachelorbored: (十五番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-28 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm sure he'll run out of ways to defy me eventually—and that's when I'll finally get to drink the coffee! Very much looking forward to that!
holeful: (I’m still afraid of being kidnapped.)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-01 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
You know, you could just make the coffee yourself.
bachelorbored: (五番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-03-01 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[]

Why would I do that? He's already making it!

Sometimes he even leaves enough in the pot that I can have some that wasn't poured on me, which I count as progress!
holeful: (called "Do my friends hate me?)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-01 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
.... Why don't I just make you coffee instead of HK-47 tomorrow, Kaz?
bachelorbored: (十五番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-03-01 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! That could work! I'll try and break the bad news to him gently.

Just tomorrow, or would you like to make it for the rest of the week, too?
holeful: (and I'd probably apologize to you.)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose the rest of the week? Maybe I can try to help HK-47 learn how to do it properly...
bachelorbored: (二番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-03-01 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that sounds perfect! You're a peach, Fukuda. Maybe it'll rub off on him?

[it won't]
holeful: (13 year olds are the meanest people)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-01 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fukuda is not in a good mood today but being praised does raise his spirits a little.]

Do you think? I mean, I'm far from perfect, but I try to be polite, if HK-47 could be more like that it might be nice...
bachelorbored: (三番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-03-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's the problem! HK is perfectly polite, but then he'll do me grievous bodily harm. It's a total downer.
holeful: (and I'd probably apologize to you.)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-02 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
... I mean, I don't think hurting you is polite, exactly?
bachelorbored: (五番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-03-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, agreed. He's just very nice about it.