[ Me looking into the camera as Iris is like yeah Iโm glad to know my content is universal and human-hating curses love it. ]
Itโs unsettling, actually. [ But Gojou will leave Mahito alone for now? ] No signal! And I donโt know anything about the skeletons! Theyโre just there and they surround me, kind of like a cradle?
[not my fault she really just is out here like "i love urban legends and ufo hunting!!!" and mahito fits the weirdness bill. it's fine, she will leave mahito out of this conversation and focus on other things.]
...they're like. Just bones, right? They don't move on their own or have personalities or cook spaghetti or anything?
... Yes, but they shouldnโt be happening around idols such as yourself, Iris?
[ what the fuck is happening you should just be running to school with toast in your mouth. He snorts. ]
Hence the wish. I hope you and yours will find happiness. [ He randomly plays some keys. ] Donโt let me keep you! Unless you want to be carried to the Tip.
[so much would have maybe been for the better if she didn't like childe, but here we are. she gets up from the piano bench...and turns her finger in a circle. piggyback will suffice, apparently. gojou's tall and she is not. let her be tall.]
[ What the hecc she using her hands to order him around. He does as she asks and kneels so she can hop on. Yes, he's tall. He's taller than Childe. Take that, fake Russian. ]
Why do people always ask me that? [she makes a face as she jumps on his back. she is very light, like a little over 100 pounds according to the game dialogue where she has almost this exact conversation.]
I believe it. [no questioning here? gojou strong. she drapes her arms over his neck and shoulders so she doesn't fall, very pleased with this new height. it takes all of three seconds to answer.]
[ Okay, hold on, but don't strangle him. They are going to shuffle so fast, so quickly, there is fake wind hitting her face and eventually they reach the Tip and i still hate that it's called this.
If they have to elevator, then that's the silence of a few seconds, before running again. ]
Did I miss your room?
[ HE IS JUST... RUNNING AROUND HERE and doesn't stop. ]
[she won't strangle him wow. also thanks we thought it was hilarious. once they're in the elevator and once they're up to the tip, she pauses to gesture to the pink door ahead.]
Nope, it's that one! Everything's color-coded up here.
[ Ohh, the pink door. All the colors kind of escape him as they're just running around, but he stops in front of it eventually before letting her down. ]
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...okay so...can you call for help at all? Send a message? Anything? And whose skeletons are those!?
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Itโs unsettling, actually. [ But Gojou will leave Mahito alone for now? ] No signal! And I donโt know anything about the skeletons! Theyโre just there and they surround me, kind of like a cradle?
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...they're like. Just bones, right? They don't move on their own or have personalities or cook spaghetti or anything?
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[ SHRUGS. ]
Donโt cause too much trouble or youโll end up like me, okay?
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I'll do my best! Things are...kind of a mess back where I'm from, but I think with my wish everything will work itself out better than I'd hoped.
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In regular Tokyo?
[ Hm. Well he supposes thereโs more than meets the eye. Maybe something weird arrived like Mahito. ]
Thatโs good to hear! Just be prepared for anything to happen afterwards unless you worded your wish very specifically.
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I have the exact perfect wording though, don't worry! I've...been thinking about this for a very long time.
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[ what the fuck is happening you should just be running to school with toast in your mouth. He snorts. ]
Hence the wish. I hope you and yours will find happiness. [ He randomly plays some keys. ] Donโt let me keep you! Unless you want to be carried to the Tip.
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[there's a pause though because wow he shouldn't have said that.]
Are you offering? [yeah, carry her. the fuck is she gonna do, say no? she's more than okay with being an opportunist.]
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I guess it is now?! I canโt even say you donโt get to choose how I carry you since the past couple of weeks have been awful for you in particular.
[ HE HAS A CONSCIENCE AND ITS NOT TO BULLY. AWFUL. Though she could have saved herself By Not Liking Childe. ]
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As long as that's comfortable for you.
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You probably weigh like a feather?
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Ready when you are.
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[ SO WHAT IS UNCOMFORTABLE? It's fine. He stands up and makes sure to pop her up higher so she's even TALLER. ]
Did you want to zoom?
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Let's do it.
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If they have to elevator, then that's the silence of a few seconds, before running again. ]
Did I miss your room?
[ HE IS JUST... RUNNING AROUND HERE and doesn't stop. ]
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Nope, it's that one! Everything's color-coded up here.
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Wow, your own massive personal room.
[ He laughs before patting her head again. ]
I'll see you tomorrow!
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Tomorrow it is! See ya then.
[thanks for the assist gojou.]