Audience: Gojou Satoru

[probe]

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[mukagen]

Heyyyy, it might be a waste of time, but it'll make a couple of us feel better!

[ Puffs out his cheeks. ]

There are multiple colored roses in the garden, aren't there? I can pick them out as long as I have your permission... Unless you think you have a better eye for this stuff.

[probe]

[they shrug absently.]

No. You have permission. [because he was nice about it the first time.]

[mukagen]

Thanks! I would pay you, but I don't really have anything.

[ That's enough water for the rose, so he puts the pitcher away. ]

Unless you want a favor, though I don't know what an Avatar would want.

[probe]

[a slight twitch.]

Could owe me a favor. [they just really... want things this week.]

[mukagen]

[ Oh? Gojou tilts his head when he sees that slight twitch. ]

All right. What is it?

[probe]

Don't have anything I want yet. But if you do.

[that's very vague, pride.]

[mukagen]

[ ........ One of his sins is greed, then the other pride, so there are many things he wants. For no reason. Very much for no reason. But he wants them and there's some weird feeling of entitlement. ]

That's so vague, Pride!

[ He offers a hand for them to take. ]

You have favorites, don't you?

[probe]

No.

[probably. they just... stare at gojou's hand? what]

[mukagen]

[ TAKE HIS HAND, YOU NERD. HE WANTS TO TOUCH PRIDE BEANS. ]

You should be clear about stuff, I'm just saying. It almost sounded like you're soliciting me?

[probe]

[MUFFLED INTERNAL SCREAMING]

-- What? No. [they are slightly flustered.] Not sex. Mar's sake.

[mukagen]

[ FUCK........... HE'S LAUGHHING.......... NO. GIVE HIM A MOMENT. WHEEZE. ]

This is why you have to be clear!!!! [ AHHHHH! ] My luuuuuuuuuuuuuuungs!!!!!

[ His hand is still out though, but shaking cause huuuu so funny. ]

[probe]

[if pride had a tail it'd be flicking back and forth dangerously.]

Stop laughing.

[mukagen]

[ Hggh..... He stops laughing, though it's difficult. Some snickers are here and there, but now he has stopped.

No more laughing. He's behaving, mom. ]

[probe]

[well, now they are embarrassed.]

Should revoke your flower privileges.

[mukagen]

[ AH!!! NO, HIS FLOWERS. ]

I wasn't teasing you! I just wasn't expecting that kind of reaction—I thought you were just going to cooly say, "Don't be ridiculous, Gojou Satoru. Know your place."

[ He even imitates Pride's tone and all. ]

Okay, okay. What did you mean? I'm listening carefully.

[probe]

[well, on the one hand, it was cool to be respected for like five minutes, but.

pride pulls their robes closer.]

I don't want anything from you. Don't take too many, or I'll kill you myself. [and they step back into the shadows and vanish? goodbye, gojou.]