Gluttony Gang (glang?)

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My tastes are quite different from all of yours. Furthermore, servants do not eat with guests.

[they turn toward the serving cart, reaching out to lift the lids of two and set them aside.]

I will be serving you this evening. [with one hand, they begin to put three plates along their opposite arm. and then with their tail, they put two more along the first arm.] I have prepared each of you your own delicacy.

[the grace in which they carry the plates to the table is sickeningly perfect. they put the first plate down in front of shi qingxuan.] Lion's Head. [the deep plate has three thick, pork meatballs settled in a shallow sauce.] The meat has been minced. It is served with cabbage and bamboo shoots.

[takeru receives the next plate. on it is a hearty, juicy burger patty settled on the bottom bun, the cheese melted on top.] An all-American cheeseburger; the lettuce, tomato, bacon, and pickles are on the side for you convenience. Served with crispy, golden fries. [at the edge of the plate are three packets: mustard, ketchup, and mayo.]

[sheila's plate is next. two very thick, but small in circumference pieces of meat sit in the middle.] Filet mignon. The outside has just barely been seared, so the inside remains fresh. It has been garnished with rosemary.

[they place the next plate in front of yuel. a mountain of flat noodles holding up many cuts of chicken.] A whole chicken cooked with wheat noodles and alfredo, mixed with a bit of avocado oil. Carbohydrates and protein, the best diet for a dancer.

[finally, the last "plate" is actually a deep bowl given to misa.] Nishin soba, a Kyoto specialty. Herring and buckwheat noodles, shiitake mushrooms, sugar, sake, mirin, soy sauce, and dashi stock.

[gluttony steps back and bows.]

Enjoy. If you would like other utensils, let me know. Feel free to talk among yourselves.

[or to them.]

[shiftingwinds]

[gluttony is so goddamn extra.

it's delightful. shi qingxuan beams at the dish, and watches with interest as gluttony unveils the dishes for the others - they sure did luck out tonight, didn't they? it all looks really tasty!]

Thank you!

[time to try it, once they've all been served...

to the others:]

Mm! This is great! How's your food?

[and to gluttony - ]

Compliments to the chef! You really outdid yourself!

[dotcom]

[ i hate this but he does not put pickles on his burger.

there is a pause before he tries it, like he isn't 100% sure if he wants to eat this or not. however, indulgences win out this week, so of course he does. ]

It's acceptable.

[ please learn how to give a compliment. ]

[shiftingwinds]

[I'M GOING TO KILL GMAIL FOR NOT GIVING ME NOTIFS]

Only "acceptable"?

[dotcom]

... I guess they're a decent cook.

[ this is said so begrudgingly ]

[toesies]

[Considering the fact that she, in fact, literally moans after taking one bite of her filet? It's safe to assume it's delicious.]

It's so good. This is officially the best dinner party I've been invited to.

[They have glasses of red wine so, you know what? She's going to raise her glass towards SQX.]

Cheers!

[Let's clink clink, binch.]

[shiftingwinds]

Cheers!

[clink clink, hell yeah!

she's having a fantastic time, honestly. is this what she expected when they decided to have a feast? nope, but she's loving it!]

[toesies]

[Glug glug! Take that, other sins.

She takes a sip from her wine and glances at SQX's plate.]

So... Why's your dish called Lion's Head? Those are the largest fucking meatballs I've ever seen.

[toesies]

[After the plates are served, Sheila will cut a small piece from one of the filets. Stare at it. Sniff it. Take a tentative bite.

And then eagerly start to chew, letting out a breath in a way that is just a teeny bit too horny for the food on her plate. Terrible? Awful. But this is literally a feast for gluttons. They are all paddling this foodie boat. Embrace it.]

If this was a restaurant, I would totally leave a tip — and not just because food service workers are horribly underpaid.

[Sheila, what does that mean. She takes a sip from her wine, content, and then turns to whoever is closest on the table.]

This is fun, right?

[dotcom]

What...?

[ he just missed everything she said because he's distracted by the fact that she's too horny for this. ]

[toesies]

[Sometimes? You are just really happy to finally taste some good fucking food? It's fine. She will be way more chill when she takes her next bite.]

I said, this is fun! Are you having fun? That's a really good looking cheeseburger.

[dotcom]

I'm not sure if I'd call it fun.

[ he looks at the drinks, before reaching over to grab something from the champagne tower. ]

[fluffier]

[ did she just moan? like in the dirty movies that are playing in the rec room?

Anyway, looks at Sheila's plate. ]

Can I try some?

[toesies]

[in happier times before we got punished for being fucking reprobates--

she just smiles, cheerfully!]

No.

[and shoves another bite into her mouth.]

I'm a glutton so, you know, I don't like to share.

[fatalattraction]

[ helpfully raises her hand ]

Toni said it's the desire for always wanting more that counts as gluttony! Not wanting to share is more envious than gluttonous!

[fatalattraction]

Whoa! Sheila might be the most Gluttony-aligned of us all...

[ she's. honestly more impressed than anything tbh. she would probably be more judge-y if it wasn't for enhanced indulgence, but, here we are! ]

[toesies]

Thanks!

[that is absolutely not something to be taken as a compliment and yet...]

[fatalattraction]

Mm, if Misa-Misa wants a chance at getting what she wants from Toni, she can't lose to you!

[ she. starts digging into her bowl before Doom happens ]

[fatalattraction]

[ she gasps as the food is presented to her! given her profession, she leads a decently high-profile lifestyle, so she probably hasn't had this sort of soba in a while, and it's not like she's ever been a big fan of savory foods in general... but with all their indulgences really coming out this week, she's ecstatic about it!

she quickly pouts, though, as she thinks back on gluttony's words. ]

Toniii, don't call yourself a servant! You're our team leader!

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I am simply a guide. We are all aligned to the same sin, is all.

And on the contrary, I am a servant. It is something I take great pride in.

[fatalattraction]

Oh, like, your actual job?

. . .

You guys have jobs?!

[probe]

I am sure we all do, in a way. Did you think we should not?

[fluffier]

Whoa— this is really impressive! Thanks a lot.

[ Okay, this is actually touching. They even remembered she's a dancer... even if she has no idea what "carbohydrate" or "protein" are?

The only problem is that she's not quite sure how to eat a whole chicken without ripping it apart with her hands, so she kind of just hovers in confusion with a fork and knife.

Glances toward Gluttony. ]

So... what is yer taste?

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[oh i

well, it's okay, the chicken is actually cut and separated like chicken alfredo, but the whole chicken was used so now yuel is just out here with the protein from an entire chicken. enjoy.]

It is a delicacy no one else here prefers, I am afraid.

[fluffier]

[ thanks for the clarification i would've 100% just had her stick a wholeass chicken in her mouth

jk... she eats in a very cute, anime way ]

... Sea urchin?