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[why is wrath mod stealing MY locations........ anyway, vira receives a text back that implores her to meet them in the kitchen please.
when vira enters, a robed figure is waiting on her. there are two thick, brown horns protruding from the hood, curving back over their head. a little black spade tail sways languidly behind them. two glowing orange eyes peer at her.]
Hello, Miss Vira Lillie. Your apology is appreciated, but not necessary.
when vira enters, a robed figure is waiting on her. there are two thick, brown horns protruding from the hood, curving back over their head. a little black spade tail sways languidly behind them. two glowing orange eyes peer at her.]
Hello, Miss Vira Lillie. Your apology is appreciated, but not necessary.
[ THESE SHITPOSTS I HATE THEM
vira, meanwhile, looks surprised as wrath enters, but quickly smooths it over in a laugh. ]
I couldn't be sure—who knows what secrets you all are hiding beneath those robes?
[ but on the counter, she has assembled several sandwiches, cut into perfect triangles and neatly arranged. they look straight out of some fancy tea time, except not 2" big. ]
I'm glad you could take the time to come see me again, Wrath.
vira, meanwhile, looks surprised as wrath enters, but quickly smooths it over in a laugh. ]
I couldn't be sure—who knows what secrets you all are hiding beneath those robes?
[ but on the counter, she has assembled several sandwiches, cut into perfect triangles and neatly arranged. they look straight out of some fancy tea time, except not 2" big. ]
I'm glad you could take the time to come see me again, Wrath.
[ are you the same person!!!!!! i can't live with these mind games. anyway, she will be there in the kitchen, and has apparently made some lemonade. there is no sign of mess, because she's not a monster. or, not that kind of monster? ]
I think some apology is prudent.
[ by now there has been NEW mess, she hates it here. ]
But I'm grateful to meet you all the same, Gluttony.
I think some apology is prudent.
[ by now there has been NEW mess, she hates it here. ]
But I'm grateful to meet you all the same, Gluttony.
[ they can have whatever; just don't be a messy eater, wrath. she probably made some smoked salmon ones for them because... ]
A cat, perhaps? [ she sounds amused. ]
A cat, perhaps? [ she sounds amused. ]
[ is gluttony a furry too? she pours them a glass as well, just in case they might like some. ]
Oh, something to snack on, perhaps? [ how generous. ] Speaking of, thank you for the bleach.
Oh, something to snack on, perhaps? [ how generous. ] Speaking of, thank you for the bleach.
...Yes. Nya.
[ she clears her throat daintily and takes a cucumber sando for herself. ]
I'm afraid that otherwise your identities are quite the mystery. Unless you were born here as a cat named Wrath.
[ she clears her throat daintily and takes a cucumber sando for herself. ]
I'm afraid that otherwise your identities are quite the mystery. Unless you were born here as a cat named Wrath.
Mm, yes, I'm sure.
[ she sounds doubtful. ]
But that's quite hurtful, you know. [ meanwhile, she does not sound hurt. ] Does that mean your face is secret for a reason?
[ she sounds doubtful. ]
But that's quite hurtful, you know. [ meanwhile, she does not sound hurt. ] Does that mean your face is secret for a reason?
[ she allows them to consume however many sandwiches they'd like, as a treat/bribe. ]
One you can't tell me, or won't? I suppose I'll just have to try and earn your trust.
One you can't tell me, or won't? I suppose I'll just have to try and earn your trust.
Bribery, mostly.
[ she admits cheerfully, shameless. ]
But I also like to practice making food. As convenient as the vending machines are, I want to keep my skills sharp. And I don't trust anyone here to prepare food for me yet.
[ it could be poisoned, or also just... terrible. there's maybe like, three people she thinks might be able to cook here. ]
[ she admits cheerfully, shameless. ]
But I also like to practice making food. As convenient as the vending machines are, I want to keep my skills sharp. And I don't trust anyone here to prepare food for me yet.
[ it could be poisoned, or also just... terrible. there's maybe like, three people she thinks might be able to cook here. ]
[ a furry that is harder to bribe than wrath... ]
Whatever your favorite might be—I assume you must have good taste. [ being gluttony and all. ] Though I enjoy sweets, if you favor them at all.
[ she does not comment on how scorpion milk happened. ]
Whatever your favorite might be—I assume you must have good taste. [ being gluttony and all. ] Though I enjoy sweets, if you favor them at all.
[ she does not comment on how scorpion milk happened. ]
[ at least they..... tried to clean it. milk crimes. ]
Ah, a slice of pie, perhaps? You're making me feel quite spoiled...
Ah, a slice of pie, perhaps? You're making me feel quite spoiled...
[ oh, is this indulgence time. she ponders for a moment, then: ]
One slice each of apple, chocolate, pear, a peach and raspberry, and one of your choice, if you would.
One slice each of apple, chocolate, pear, a peach and raspberry, and one of your choice, if you would.
So you say, while you're eating food I prepared.
[ but they're perfectly innocent sandwiches, this time. ]
Do you think someone would be brazen enough to poison me?
[ but they're perfectly innocent sandwiches, this time. ]
Do you think someone would be brazen enough to poison me?
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