Wow. This is my first time meeting an alien. Welcome to Earth! Probably? I don't actually know where we are. Maybe you should be welcoming me?

[he doesn't seem concerned, anyway. kaz's present is his presence.]

Hah! Good one. It's a country full of people bound by the cruel, anti-capitalist and anti-consumerist laws of communism! I've never visited, and I never plan to. They probably seize your Louis Vuitton luggage on arrival and give it to a random.