Audience: Luca Valentino

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Yeah! I don't know if you'll like what's on there, but at least you can see what it's like.

[this particular mp3 has a few songs by artists such as ke$ha, lady gaga and ariana grande.]

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[He's going to flip through the songs and wow I hadn't heard this song before.]

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These are some interesting songs.

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Yeah. It's the kind of music I listened to a lot when I was younger and what I kind of aspire to be someday. Something fun and catchy, you know?

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...you know, I got the impression that you're not that old.

[He seriously thinks you're like 18-20, Lust.]

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Prooobably because I'm not!

[he would be correct, yeah.]

Is that bad?

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No, but it makes the use of 'when I was younger' particularly bizarre. You ARE young.

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I'm only nine years younger than you! [huff.]

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Only nine years. Do you have any idea how much of a difference that makes?

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Not really. One of my friends is six years younger than me, and another one is six years older. We all get along just fine.

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That's quite the age range there. But my point still stands: Nine years is a very long time. Hell, at that point in your life any amount of time is. I went from 'student' to 'married and with a newborn son' in less than two.

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But that's different. [is it?] Do you think you really changed that much as a person?

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I changed some, yes. I got walked all over as a teenager.

[Don't tell him. Don't ruin his mental image of himself.]

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[...they will not tell him!]

Why? You seem pretty normal to me.

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[Thank you, Lust.]

Well, I grew up some since I was eighteen, that's why.

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Now it just sounds like you're making fun of me.

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I'm not, I swear!

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[huff! but they quiet down again as they're going down this canal nice and peacefully.]

...do you like who you turned out to be so far?

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...honestly, no.

[He's looking out over the waters now as he says that.]

It's something I should change, I think.

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[...hm.]

What would you change? If you had the time.

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I really don't know yet. Though I guess I have nothing but time here to figure that out, hmm?

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It's always kind of a nice thing to think about when you have time. [they say this but they go quiet again after a second.] It might help you figure out how to survive here, too.

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Ah?

[Lust don't tease him when he's about to heckin' die.]

Do you think I'll have trouble with that?

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Nope! But it doesn't hurt to always be improving, does it?

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I suppose not. But I would rather just talk myself out of trouble, I'm good at that.

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Yeah, well, just keep being good at that.