Audience: Ashiya Douman

[probe]

Comments

[commedia]

Perhaps that's just his character! You would know him better than I, I presume.

[Please feel more bothered, Sloth...]

That reminds me. You Avatars...do you know everyone's wishes, or only the ones who are underneath you?

[probe]

Oh! Yeah, we know all about you all if we decided to get the information! Some of us didn't want to, though! Like, um, Pride!

They didn't want to know anything about anyone.

[commedia]

Hmmmmmm?

[HMMMMMMMM?]

And why is that?

[probe]

[douman]

I'm not really sure! I think they don't want any friends, especially out of all of you!

[don't make it sound like none of them are worthy of being friends. GOD. this isn't what they mean, but still.]

[commedia]

How odd. I would expect to hear that out of Despair...but I suppose Pride makes sense. How are they treating their patrons, then? Surely they need to, in order to benefit?

[probe]

Um, they're... treating them! Haha!

[haha]

They are all work and no play! It really reminds me a lot of my brother!

[commedia]

A diligent person, mmm? Do they like doing anything outside of such things? Besides, it doesn't seem like you all do very much work at all...no offense, of course!

[probe]

[WOW ouch douman!!!]

Dunno! They keep to themselves more than they hang out! We're, uh, doing our best out here!

[commedia]

Doing your best doing...what? Managing all of us?

[probe]

You bet! It isn't nearly as hectic as work at home, but you guys have really been something so far!

[looks at the location page]

[commedia]

...Ah, you're referring to the destruction. I don't suppose you know who was behind that, do you?

[probe]

We definitely know! We can see it all happening. I guess some people just really felt like messing things up.

Gluttony sure is irritated!

[commedia]

But you aren't going to punish the perpetrators? Even though you know?

[probe]

I just make lists and check them! The whole punishment thing really isn't me!

You think they need to be punished?

[commedia]

Lists of...what?

Well, if Gluttony is angry, its something frowned upon, and if its something they would discourage...punishment would be an option.

[probe]

Lists of everything! People, places, things to do... It helps us stay on track!

[they're thoughtful for a moment.]

I think Gluttony is just so darn use to having a place kept in order and running smoothly is all. They don't understand why you guys would break things you all have to use!

[commedia]

Good for you! It sounds like a crucial job.

[With....all their doodles...]

I wonder that too. We all use those things, after all! Mmm, just causes so much trouble...though I suppose the wanton destruction contains some entertainment. My poor Master was so infuriated over the cheese, though...

[probe]

[THEIR DOODLES!!]

Wow! You know a master, too? And here no less!

[commedia]

Ah, its more my Master that is bound to me, as I am but a Servant. Her name is Medb. Have you talked with her?

[probe]

Oh, yeah! She wanted to see me again after we fell in the elevator! Wow, that's your master! Um--

[well, they just

seem to get a little shy and embarrassed.]

Good job!

[commedia]

...?

[mmmmMMMMMMM?]

Oh? Do tell. Did she honor her promise?

[probe]

[???? DON'T LOOK AT THEM??? they're being shy. a lil.]

No, but, um! That's okay! There's really plenty of time for us to meet again!

[commedia]

Aw.

[Just reaching over to gently pat Sloth on the head, if they will let them.]

Do you want me to put in a good word for you?

[probe]

[they try to lift both hands to wave them dismissively, but then realize they almost let the scroll go, so scramble to grab it again.]

Um, n-no, no, no! That's okay! There really is plenty of time for us to meet on our own! You know, when she wants to meet! Haha!

[commedia]

...If that is your choice, I shall honor it! Hehehe.

[:3c]