Ahaha, yes I am. Mmm. Well.

[Douman almost looks embarrassed as they enter, with...something held behind them.]

You see, I thought a pillow would be adequate as a gift, given your title and all...but...it seems that wishing in this place doesn't quite get the results one asked for!

[And with a bow of their head, they pull it out.]

[It's a sexy velociraptor body pillow.]