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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote2021-02-08 09:33 am
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (It's a long way down)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-07 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[GRIMACE ENERGY. Concerning, perhaps? But he doesn't seem put off by it, and just nods simply.]

Yes.

[Soylent Green is people]
toyska: https://bbs.mihoyo.com/ys/accountCenter/postList?id=247406968 (I don't mind what they say)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-07 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[I hate this so much because I'm positive I know who Gluttony is

And Childe just fucking. Stares at Pride for a good long second.



There are so many ways he could react to this, but the first thing he can think of is--]


Even the robot?
toyska: (Look so pretty)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[GOD. AWFUL. He's like 98% sure Pride is telling the truth but that 2% is just like "are they?? fucking with me??? they don't seem like they would do that, but what the fuck."

Can't believe he gets to go talk to Gluttony next week. Awful. Bad.]


...Alright. [CHILDE DON'T JUST SAY "ALRIGHT".] Thank you.
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (We'll go down in history)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope! Bye buddy he will maybe text you again someday]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Would you love me more)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say "whatever" like that...

[HIS SLUT CRIMES]
toyska: https://bbs.mihoyo.com/ys/accountCenter/postList?id=247406968 (There's a rumble in the floor)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I never bully Wrath! Wrath bullies me!!!

[HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO LEARN ABOUT THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WHEN WRATH INSULTS HIM EVERY FIVE SECONDS, LUST!!!!]
toyska: https://bbs.mihoyo.com/ys/accountCenter/postList?id=247406968 (Do you walk in the shadow of men)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's really not my fault, you know? I like them!

[This is actually true

Also he already got a makeover last week and I'm very sad that I wasn't able to retcon it into other threads. Tragic. Lust not taking his side in this moment is why he will never make a real friend.]


How am I supposed to fix that...
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Would you love me more)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Normally he'd probably say "their personality causes it" but Wrath is the only other person he's a brat to so he cannot. Annoying.]

I really don't know. They insult me out of nowhere.

[Childe: I have some food do you want some
Wrath: I wanna squash you like a bug, garbage man]


I don't mind! It doesn't bother me. [tbh 90% of the time it's just funny because Wrath is still nicer to him than most people back home. However!!] But it's unfair to ask me not to say anything back, isn't it?

[DON'T POKE THE CAT'S TUMMY IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO SCRATCH, WRATH]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (We'll go down in history)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hello Sebastian

Which Childe obviously does not know, and even if he did it wouldn't change his attitude, so! He greets Gluttony with a little wave as he enters.]


Thank you for your time! I won't keep you long.
toyska: https://bbs.mihoyo.com/ys/accountCenter/postList?id=247406968 (I don't mind what they say)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Childe is going to leave this game with a worse understanding of friendship than what he started with]

what
toyska: (If you ask me to change I dunno if I can)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. Well, he already knew that, so.]

Oh, that
Why are you apologizing? That's my fault, not yours


[This isn't even Niceness Week, he's just able to accept the consequences of his actions, even if he only understands them in a very weirdly objective "I GUESS" kinda way.

Also Wrath was a butt to him before that anyway because he had the audacity to point out that y'all probably aren't dumb enough to recruit a bunch of criminals and psychopaths without researching them first, how dare he.]
toyska: https://bbs.mihoyo.com/ys/accountCenter/postList?id=247406968 (You don't need no luck)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-03-08 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, that's fine, it's not like I don't know they have terrible opinions--

backspace backspace backspace

It's okay, they haven't killed me yet so that must mean they like me well enough--

backspace backspace backspace

...

Let's loop back to the start--]


so would they have to be nice to me in person

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