[GOD. AWFUL. He's like 98% sure Pride is telling the truth but that 2% is just like "are they?? fucking with me??? they don't seem like they would do that, but what the fuck."
Can't believe he gets to go talk to Gluttony next week. Awful. Bad.]
...Alright. [CHILDE DON'T JUST SAY "ALRIGHT".] Thank you.
Can't believe he gets to go talk to Gluttony next week. Awful. Bad.]
...Alright. [CHILDE DON'T JUST SAY "ALRIGHT".] Thank you.
It's really not my fault, you know? I like them!
[This is actually true
Also he already got a makeover last week and I'm very sad that I wasn't able to retcon it into other threads. Tragic. Lust not taking his side in this moment is why he will never make a real friend.]
How am I supposed to fix that...
[This is actually true
Also he already got a makeover last week and I'm very sad that I wasn't able to retcon it into other threads. Tragic. Lust not taking his side in this moment is why he will never make a real friend.]
How am I supposed to fix that...
[Normally he'd probably say "their personality causes it" but Wrath is the only other person he's a brat to so he cannot. Annoying.]
I really don't know. They insult me out of nowhere.
[Childe: I have some food do you want some
Wrath: I wanna squash you like a bug, garbage man]
I don't mind! It doesn't bother me. [tbh 90% of the time it's just funny because Wrath is still nicer to him than most people back home. However!!] But it's unfair to ask me not to say anything back, isn't it?
[DON'T POKE THE CAT'S TUMMY IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO SCRATCH, WRATH]
I really don't know. They insult me out of nowhere.
[Childe: I have some food do you want some
Wrath: I wanna squash you like a bug, garbage man]
I don't mind! It doesn't bother me. [tbh 90% of the time it's just funny because Wrath is still nicer to him than most people back home. However!!] But it's unfair to ask me not to say anything back, isn't it?
[DON'T POKE THE CAT'S TUMMY IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO SCRATCH, WRATH]
[Ah. Well, he already knew that, so.]
Oh, that
Why are you apologizing? That's my fault, not yours
[This isn't even Niceness Week, he's just able to accept the consequences of his actions, even if he only understands them in a very weirdly objective "I GUESS" kinda way.
Also Wrath was a butt to him before that anyway because he had the audacity to point out that y'all probably aren't dumb enough to recruit a bunch of criminals and psychopaths without researching them first, how dare he.]
Oh, that
Why are you apologizing? That's my fault, not yours
[This isn't even Niceness Week, he's just able to accept the consequences of his actions, even if he only understands them in a very weirdly objective "I GUESS" kinda way.
Also Wrath was a butt to him before that anyway because he had the audacity to point out that y'all probably aren't dumb enough to recruit a bunch of criminals and psychopaths without researching them first, how dare he.]
[Well, that's fine, it's not like I don't know they have terrible opinions--
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It's okay, they haven't killed me yet so that must mean they like me well enough--
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Let's loop back to the start--]
so would they have to be nice to me in person
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It's okay, they haven't killed me yet so that must mean they like me well enough--
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Let's loop back to the start--]
so would they have to be nice to me in person
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