[Lust for pizza is totally valid.
And actually since mushroom pizza is a thing in Genshin--]
I don't know much about games, but I can probably make you a pizza, if you want. [It's not his specialty but it probably wouldn't be bad. Childe will gladly buy his way into favoritism.]
And actually since mushroom pizza is a thing in Genshin--]
I don't know much about games, but I can probably make you a pizza, if you want. [It's not his specialty but it probably wouldn't be bad. Childe will gladly buy his way into favoritism.]
[Who says this isn't winning?]
Mm, I haven't been home in a while, and Liyue has some fine restaurants. [His Zhongli dinner dates...] But yes, I help out my parents when I'm home.
[Which is like never because they don't like him but. He can cook. It's fine. He grins, resting a hand on his hip.]
It's quite a large one! I have six siblings. Three older, three younger. [Unless Genshin has ADDED MORE. GOD.] They're great kids. I'm very proud of them!
Mm, I haven't been home in a while, and Liyue has some fine restaurants. [His Zhongli dinner dates...] But yes, I help out my parents when I'm home.
[Which is like never because they don't like him but. He can cook. It's fine. He grins, resting a hand on his hip.]
It's quite a large one! I have six siblings. Three older, three younger. [Unless Genshin has ADDED MORE. GOD.] They're great kids. I'm very proud of them!
[I just want you to know that the combination of Childe's honesty and his blatant lies is already exhausting me how do people braincell
BUT ANYWAY.]
Well, I was only there until I was around fourteen. But large families aren't unusual in a small village, like mine.
[Country boy Childe... not that he carries himself like one. He smiles, though.]
Of course! Once my business here is finished, I'd like to go see them, actually.
BUT ANYWAY.]
Well, I was only there until I was around fourteen. But large families aren't unusual in a small village, like mine.
[Country boy Childe... not that he carries himself like one. He smiles, though.]
Of course! Once my business here is finished, I'd like to go see them, actually.
[HE IS WHICH IS WHAT MAKES THE FACE GRABS SO FUNNY
But he is not lying about any of this! Congrats, Lust. Honestly, he'd much rather stay here and chat about his siblings than go bang people, but alas, he's a government-assigned slut.]
Trouble? How so?
But he is not lying about any of this! Congrats, Lust. Honestly, he'd much rather stay here and chat about his siblings than go bang people, but alas, he's a government-assigned slut.]
Trouble? How so?
[Lust is doing their best.
But, ah, heh. Yeah, he can see that.]
Mm, I understand. [That certainly won't be the case with him, but he has a feeling he doesn't need to say that. Instead--] Are you all the ones who provide us with it?
[Power and strength, in his case.]
But, ah, heh. Yeah, he can see that.]
Mm, I understand. [That certainly won't be the case with him, but he has a feeling he doesn't need to say that. Instead--] Are you all the ones who provide us with it?
[Power and strength, in his case.]
No, not at all. [Can he not be nice AND bribe with pizza?] I only asked because if it is, I'd wondered if you'd ever refused to grant someone their wish.
[Or whatever they want to call it. If they think people wouldn't use it wisely, would they withhold it?]
[Or whatever they want to call it. If they think people wouldn't use it wisely, would they withhold it?]
You've been here a long time, haven't you? [That's what the welcome app said, anyway.] So you must've seen a lot of people like us pass through this place.
[Have they cared about everyone, the whole time? Obviously "a long time" can mean anything, but it sounds like it would be... a lot. Especially given that Childe's just out here assuming everyone around him is as ruthless as he is; they're not the sorts of people one should get attached to.]
[Have they cared about everyone, the whole time? Obviously "a long time" can mean anything, but it sounds like it would be... a lot. Especially given that Childe's just out here assuming everyone around him is as ruthless as he is; they're not the sorts of people one should get attached to.]
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