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[He will never be convinced it's not door number one, Alex. HIS TIN HAT IS GLUED TO HIS HEAD.]
Perhaps we can spend time together next time, then. [He owes them a pizza, after all! He hasn't forgotten.] And what about Wrath?
[Are they good company too, in Envy's opinion?]
Perhaps we can spend time together next time, then. [He owes them a pizza, after all! He hasn't forgotten.] And what about Wrath?
[Are they good company too, in Envy's opinion?]
[Childe just laughs, leaning his head gently away. Wrath can let go if they want. Or not! Whatever.]
That's smart of you! [Ah, just like home. He even seems a little more relaxed just hearing it.] But you can trust that the Fatui know the value of discretion.
That's smart of you! [Ah, just like home. He even seems a little more relaxed just hearing it.] But you can trust that the Fatui know the value of discretion.
[He winks. He's not keeping score, but if he was, he'd count that as a small win.]
We are an expansive delegation of diplomats and soldiers acting on behalf of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa as her representatives to other nations, all throughout the world. If there are any secrets left in Teyvat, it's only a matter of time before they reach our ears.
[Uwa, sugoi-- no okay he just sounds, once again, very matter-of-fact about this. There's no need to be overly proud of something that's objective truth. Though his tone is more respectful than it has been thus far; not that he's really been rude, but apparently joking around about the Tsaritsa isn't really his style.]
I act as one of her Eleven Harbingers, and I've pledged to carry out her will, whatever that may require. I'm not here for her, but I'm glad to offer her whatever strength I gain here.
We are an expansive delegation of diplomats and soldiers acting on behalf of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa as her representatives to other nations, all throughout the world. If there are any secrets left in Teyvat, it's only a matter of time before they reach our ears.
[Uwa, sugoi-- no okay he just sounds, once again, very matter-of-fact about this. There's no need to be overly proud of something that's objective truth. Though his tone is more respectful than it has been thus far; not that he's really been rude, but apparently joking around about the Tsaritsa isn't really his style.]
I act as one of her Eleven Harbingers, and I've pledged to carry out her will, whatever that may require. I'm not here for her, but I'm glad to offer her whatever strength I gain here.
Mm, I see. I'll take care when I speak to them, then.
[Not that Childe is ever intimidated by anything, but still. He can kind of vaguely relate in the sense that he was a shy child once upon a time, but it's been so long that he hardly remembers those days. It might as well have been someone else's life, honestly.
So instead, he sets his cup down, leaning back in his chair.]
I have something of a message from one of yours, by the way.
[Not that Childe is ever intimidated by anything, but still. He can kind of vaguely relate in the sense that he was a shy child once upon a time, but it's been so long that he hardly remembers those days. It might as well have been someone else's life, honestly.
So instead, he sets his cup down, leaning back in his chair.]
I have something of a message from one of yours, by the way.
["HAHA I WIN" Childe yells, grabbing them and yeeting them off the cliff--
--no okay he just waves from where he's sitting! They can take their time, no rush. As they come closer, they'll probably see an assortment of winglike objects sitting by his feet. Wind Gliders!]
Haha, it isn't a perfect rendition, but it's the best I could do under the circumstances.
[He mostly came out here to kill people tbh but he's not gonna say that.]
--no okay he just waves from where he's sitting! They can take their time, no rush. As they come closer, they'll probably see an assortment of winglike objects sitting by his feet. Wind Gliders!]
Haha, it isn't a perfect rendition, but it's the best I could do under the circumstances.
[He mostly came out here to kill people tbh but he's not gonna say that.]
[He just smiles. Yes. Yes it is.
As for the second--]
It's not altruism, and Her Majesty has no use for such things anymore. [He's pretty sure Lust knows exactly what kind of person he is, too, which makes it slightly baffling, why they'd chosen him--but then again, it's not like he doesn't have intense desire. He hadn't been lying when he told them he thought they were well-matched.] Enacting her will allows me to get what I desire most. But I do have utmost respect for her, and I believe in her cause.
[tfw strong women are the only people who have treated you well in life.]
As for the second--]
It's not altruism, and Her Majesty has no use for such things anymore. [He's pretty sure Lust knows exactly what kind of person he is, too, which makes it slightly baffling, why they'd chosen him--but then again, it's not like he doesn't have intense desire. He hadn't been lying when he told them he thought they were well-matched.] Enacting her will allows me to get what I desire most. But I do have utmost respect for her, and I believe in her cause.
[tfw strong women are the only people who have treated you well in life.]
[they would probably deserve this to be honest. but yeah, lust is going to take in everything around them before spotting the objects and immediately nyooming.]
Are we going flying today? [they sound way too excited for a simulation, but also. but also!!! also it's fine childe can kill people and they'll still like him.]
Are we going flying today? [they sound way too excited for a simulation, but also. but also!!! also it's fine childe can kill people and they'll still like him.]
[LUST STOP LIKING MASS MURDERERS.]
I thought we could give it a try, yes! [He gets to his feet as they nyoom over, stepping aside. He hasn't forgotten about the pizza! They can have that later. But he figured Lust might enjoy this more, especially since it's something they couldn't dream up for themselves.] It's not quite the real thing, but I'm quite certain the others would murder me before we got halfway up a real mountain.
[CHILDE MAYBE DON'T START WITH MOUNTAINS LIKE THIS. Especially since I have no good explanation for how these fucking things work outside of "put them on and hope for the best".]
Which ones do you like?
[Grab a pair, Lust, let's have fun.]
I thought we could give it a try, yes! [He gets to his feet as they nyoom over, stepping aside. He hasn't forgotten about the pizza! They can have that later. But he figured Lust might enjoy this more, especially since it's something they couldn't dream up for themselves.] It's not quite the real thing, but I'm quite certain the others would murder me before we got halfway up a real mountain.
[CHILDE MAYBE DON'T START WITH MOUNTAINS LIKE THIS. Especially since I have no good explanation for how these fucking things work outside of "put them on and hope for the best".]
Which ones do you like?
[Grab a pair, Lust, let's have fun.]
[no ♥]
They could deal. [lust is well-aware that they have a defense squad, but also lust wants to have fun? this is Ideal, really, and they bound over to look down below them before crouching near the wind gliders.]
These ones? [they hold up a pair of light blue ones.] They all glide the same, right? These are just a good color.
They could deal. [lust is well-aware that they have a defense squad, but also lust wants to have fun? this is Ideal, really, and they bound over to look down below them before crouching near the wind gliders.]
These ones? [they hold up a pair of light blue ones.] They all glide the same, right? These are just a good color.
[Childe lifts his hand again, this time showing the inside of his wrist.(Presumably. idk we haven't gotten that far yet) There's a very distinct mark there, clearly left on purpose.]
Your onmyouji wanted me to tell you it's a reminder from them.
[DOUMAN...]
Your onmyouji wanted me to tell you it's a reminder from them.
[DOUMAN...]
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