probe | Audience: Vlad Masters

[there's no response from the phone, but the next room that vlad walks into, pride is there, sitting on top of something tall.

the hood with the crown etched into the side shifts and turns to look down at vlad.]

What do you want to know?

[envy will be waiting in the rec room! they're already seated, just chilling here, and they gesture for him to have a seat as well.]

Hi! You, um, you had questions?

[a text!]

well you reached me now mr. masters! everything ok? sorry i've been a little busy!

[a text, several hours later.]

It's a wonder that you've been incredibly unsuccessful with women.

Edited 2021-02-19 23:32 (UTC)

i just wasn't expecting that! or for any of that to be audible, honestly, i would really prefer if everyone just forgot it happened.

[wherever vlad is, pride is behind him. hello.]

Envy should stop doing things to get himself stabbed.

[right behind vlad:]

Hypothetically speaking, who are you planning on killing?

[it takes a while for pride to respond, but finally:]

You did fine enough.
Would have preferred to see you die in a less stupid way but beggars can't be choosers.

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